Neufchâtel cheese Puns

It's not exactly the same, but it has less fat and tases virtually the same. It has 228 fewer calories in 8 ounces (565 in neufchâtel vs 793 in cream cheese) and 31 grams less fat (48 vs 79)

I just used neufchâtel in my strawberry pretzel cake for labor day and it tasted exactly the same as cream cheese!

Here's the recipe for my strawberry pretzel cake if anyone wants a treat for Labor Day!

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Recipe here originally: Strawberry Pretzel Salad

This strawberry pretzel salad is a classic summer dessert. It's sweet, crunchy, creamy, and a little salty and perfect for a hot day!

Prep Time: 30 minutes

Total Time: 7 hours 20 minutes

Servings: 12

Calories: 382kcal

Author: Kylie Perrotti

Equipment

• Medium pot
• 13''x9'' baking dish
• Electric hand mixer

Ingredients

Strawberry Topping

• 6 ounces strawberry jello 2 3-ounce packages
• 2 cups water
• 16 ounces fresh strawberries sliced (or use frozen, thawed strawberries)
• 3 tablespoons sugar

Pretzel Crust

• 2 cups crushed pretzels or Ritz crackers
• ¾ cup butter melted
• 3 tablespoons sugar
• Butter cooking spray optional

Cream Filling

• 8 ounces Cool Whip
• 8 ounces Neufchâtel cheese or use cream cheese
• 1 cup sugar

Instructions

Prepare the Strawberry Topping:

• First, macerate the strawberries. Toss the sliced strawberries with sugar in a large bowl and set aside.
• Bring 2 cups of water to a boil in a medium pot. Dissolve the gelatin in the boiling water and turn off the heat.
• Pour the water and gelatin mixture over the strawberries and transfer to the fridge to partially set for 1 hour 30 minutes.

Prepare the Crust:

• Preheat oven to 350ºF. Combine the pretzels, butter, and sugar in a bowl. Grease a 13x9'' baking dish with cooking spray. Transfer the pretzel mixture to the pan and use your hands to evenly press the crust over the bottom of the baking dish.
• Bake for 10 minutes and cool the crust as the jello continues to set up.

Prepare the Cream Filling:

• During the last 10 minutes of the jello setting up, prepare the cream filling. Combine the Cool Whip, Neufchâtel cheese, and sugar in a bowl and mix with a hand mixer until smooth.

Assemble the Pretzel Salad:

• Spoon the cream filling over the cooled pretzel crust and gently spread over the crust. Spoon the partially set strawberries and jello mixture over the cream filling.
• Chill the p

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TIA!

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