A necklace got arrested recently

It was an accessory to murder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syr_Lead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I got my wife an 18 carrot necklace.

It was not only easy on the eyes, but it was also good for the eyes, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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At a rock concert one time, I saw a girl with a gold spiked necklace.

I thought β€œwow, that’s pretty metal.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I put a picture of my daughter in a titanium locket necklace

I wanted her to be strong and independent

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Did you hear about the young genie who got a job and moved out of his parents' lamp to a one bedroom necklace?

He was independant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickNail5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Necklace

People who are can’t wear one.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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The other day I saw a kid wearing a vape as a necklace...

This juulry has gotten out of hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuiceBoxHero008
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Tomorrow we celebrate our right for small companiesto make necklaces.

Also known as indie pendants day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Votey_McVoteface
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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What do you call a vegetable necklace?

an artichoker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oreimostar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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What did the necklace say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I’ll hang around.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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After my divorce, I gave my wife a necklace with my face on it as a parting gift.

I am now Independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alfie_13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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What kind of necklace does Indiana Jones wear?

An indi-pendant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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No use for a necklace. . .

If you're neck-less

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themikekidd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Son, your mother is a gold digger and she just loved me because of my necklace...

It was a chain reaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unammusic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Wife had an owl necklace on and got me

>Me: That necklace suits you because you're so wise.

>Wife: It suits me because I'm a hoot!

groans. So good it hurts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sureyouken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2015
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What do you use to tie a macaroni necklace together with?

String cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkpicklez
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts...

Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RidleyXJ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2016
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My pocket watch necklace broke last week...

"I like your necklace! That style is timeless."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2013
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Necklace

People who are can’t wear one.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Tomorrow we celebrate our right for small companies to make their own necklaces.

Also known as indie pendants day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Votey_McVoteface
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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