A list of puns related to "Navel fetishism"
Hi, I have been watching several Indian films (bollywood and other indian films too, I heard there's a distinction), and many of them seem to have scenes involving men lusting over women's navels or abdominal areas in general.
What's with this?
Alena Love and Lauran Vickers seem to be pretty popular here. Just drop any links to your best websites, actress names, etc. Letβs just get a whole thread going
Iβm 32F, married for 6 years, been together for 10. We were in a mostly LDR before the wedding, and for a little bit after. I can count the number of times I have had sex with my husband in these 10 years on one hand (precisely, 5). In the beginning, I thought it was just getting used to each other after all the long distance, but it just went on and on. I have asked my husband if he was gay or asexual, he claims it is neither. He also claims to be attracted to me, says that he likes my body, asks to buy me lingerie. But itβs like he is absolutely without any fire in him. Itβs like sex bores him, he can hardly get the drive to get it up. He hardly ever initiates sex. Doesnt kiss. I have never been kissed in the mouth. Doesnβt want to consider oral. I think PIV happened a couple of times at the most but it was so obvious that he didnβt care either ways - if it happened or did not happen - that it was a huge turn off. I dont feel desired at all.
He has a specific fetish. He likes to role play that he is being penetrated through the navel with a sword, in a sort of duel setting. He says he enjoys the element of surprise in being stabbed. It is literally the only way he can get off. He cannot even get hard otherwise. He doesnt watch any porn, so I am not sure where this came from. But it has come to the point that all the βsexualβ initiations from him are calls to play this game. We play for a few minutes, when I pretend-stab him in the navel with something, he gets off on that, and thatβs that. I may get a kiss in return, and if I look too disappointed, maybe a boob grab. I dont mind the fetish play if it is means to an end... but I dont want it to be my entire sex life!
But otherwise we have a fantastic relationship. We connect on every other level, can finish each otherβs sentences, share similar values... and he is physically very affectionate, we cuddle, he kisses me on the cheeks, we shower together - but it is like I never see any fire in him outside of the game. He doesnt even seem turned on when we shower together. The lack of sex drive in him is starting to bother me more and more. I have the perfect relationship otherwise so this seems to be a small thing to complain about, but my libido had gone through the roof in the last couple of years, itβs so hard. I know that other men desire me. I have a full figure, I am beautiful. They see me as a redblooded woman. My husband - I love him so much - he is so affectionate, but he looks at me like Iβm col
... keep reading on reddit β‘I think that every single fetish has some sort of psychological explanation that says something about you.
Being extremely attracted to female stomachs and navels, what does that says about me?
I mean, really attracted. To the point of climaxing with pics of women in croptops if their stomachs are beautiful.
Yup as the title says I Have a Navel/Bellybutton fetish, and I've had one for quite a while now
So feel free to AMA you might have or might want to know about my fetish and why i love Bellybuttons/Navels so much :)
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I've seen tons of Quora Q&As regarding sexualization of navels on quora and on the subreddit r/IndianPeopleQuora. Questions like why dont bengalis cover their navel while bathing, playing with bhabhi's / neighbor's navel, Devi sita exposing navel is indecent exposure.
I'm from North India and I've never seen people having navel fetishes here, nor they do so in the western countries. Why is it sexualized in the southern and western states?
I already saw three posts regarding navels in the last five minutes hereπ
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I felt so delighted that I went on a trance licking and sucking her cold toes while she conveniently hangs from the ceiling.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
No, this isn't going to be another "pedo manga bad" post, but I want to point an issue with a big part of community using Japanese culture and traditions as an argument to justify questionable moments in manga. It's rather disturbing how this subreddit casually generalizes entire nation, especially when majority of local fans aren't from Asia. I noticed that in many heated debates regarding depiction of naked children in manga there is an ongoing trend of bashing English speaking readers who aren't happy with Tsukushi's portrayal of children because of popular assumption that only Western "snowflakes" can't understand the heavy topics and disturbing imaginery of MiA.
Not everyone in Japan is supporting Made in Abyss way to use nudity too.
A quote from the most popular comment under the first volume on Amazon JP (machine translation):
> Sexual nude portrayal of the child, contact to the critical part of the child, portrayal of the child, body part defect, while suffering pain somewhere glossy expression, including so-called ryona expression (such as gradually inserting a sharp thing from the navel, very metamorphosis smell). Especially cover back is a vivid portrayal of the underdeveloped breast, there is also a picture that suffers in the naked body, almost out. They are understandable if necessary for the story, but rather overly to make it seem that there are settings and developments to draw them and satisfy the ryona preferences. I felt sexual and disgusting. I think that the theme and the value of life somehow, it is not possible to misspell to say lofty. This work is interesting, but it is never sound or generally OK. (Sexually portraying children is really NG)
Second most popular comment and more:
> bizarre eroticism part we do not need at least, light tay of Togashi Much I want you to strike.
> The cuteness of the character, the richness of the worldview and, above all, the beauty of the picture are drawn into the story, but the author expresses his own dangerous pedophilic aspirations (fetishism). Capture helpless children aged 10 to 12 years old, mentally and physically, devote dozens of pages to devastating torture and killing them in miserable torture I'm drawing. Only people with homogenous sexual preferences can accept this anomaly as βentertainmentβ.
> However, there are many expressions where expressions are quite niche and the line drawing feels sweet. The author's
... keep reading on reddit β‘For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pull up your fainting couches Rasputinsignors, this is the third installment of the Rasputina Joke Archive.
For those uninitiated to the ritualistic ways of a Rasputina recital, the whole affair is peppered with jokes inserted interstitially amongst the melodies. With each era of Rasputina touring comes a new collection of unlikely, incongruous, and inconceivable humor bursted from the tightly corseted mind of Melora Creager.
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Rasputina with Kulashaker November 7-23, 1896 / February 2-20, 1897
When Howard Hughes called me up last night, I didn't know what to think! Was he going to try to send me to some school in Hollywood, where they make you walk with a book on your head? If some eccentric, billionaire, hypochondriac aviator thinks he can tell me what to do...
Does extensive corset wearing require the use of a uterine plug, and where can I get one of those?" Uterine plugs, I mean.
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After Orson Welles masterwork, "Citizen Kane" was cooly received by the public he descended into obese debauchery. After Howard Hughes ran TWA billions of dollars into the ground, he continued doing what he had always done; namely prodding the golfball sized tumor on his forehead with a fountain pen.
It's a good thing we're all graduates of the Oklahoma Horseshoeing School, because we're too big to be jockeys.
As for Mr. E. Leon Rauis, no one but us knows of his mainlining formaldehyde, the iron shackles for maintaining his slender ankles...It's almost sad that you will never hear of this.
We all attended the Government School on the Reservation. That's where we get our seething mistrust of "The Man". And you know, "squaw " was originally our people's word for female genitalia. Let's not even get into "BuckEye"!
Sometimes we're afraid you'll think that we're pansy-ass fags for doing what we're doing, but we bet that each of you has a place in your heart o
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