Crime in multi storey car parks.

Wrong on so many levels.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
🚨︎ report
I wanted to be a multi millionaire just like my dad.

He always wanted to be a multi millionaire too.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
🚨︎ report
My friend quit work by having a multi-layer exploding cake...

When it exploded, everyone in the room left with tiers in their eyes!

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
🚨︎ report
A multi-level pun.
πŸ‘︎ 277
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DSpeed4s
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
🚨︎ report
I once fought a man over his multi-layer cake.

I soon learned he was not to be trifled with.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedinate6
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
🚨︎ report
Multi-layer pun (x-post from /r/tumblr)
πŸ‘︎ 371
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AliceTheGamedev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
🚨︎ report
Multi-Lingual Pun
πŸ‘︎ 40
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Behemoth_Nemoth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
🚨︎ report
I ordered a multi-meat sandwich at a diner that only had one meat.

What a bunch of Balogne

πŸ‘︎ 38
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Michipotz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
🚨︎ report
I got a multi-volume encyclopedia about Egyptian mythology and history. Bought the full Set.
πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/nerdfighter8842
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
🚨︎ report
Walking up stairs is a multi-step process
πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/1111Steve1111
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
🚨︎ report
I bought these pretty flowers from Micheals the other day. They have a multi-chrome shine to them. Unfortunately, the flowers have an odour to them.

They have an irideSCENT

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsKanya
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
🚨︎ report
Learning to walk is a multi-step process
πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Gonzalk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a multi-passenger vehicle that cannot travel to India?

Colum-bus

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
🚨︎ report
I showed my girlfriend my multi-color smart lights, and she asked if I can make them blacklights.

I replied, "Sure can! Okay Google, turn off the lights."

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/overkillsd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
🚨︎ report
Clowns are really good at multi-tasking.

Juggling different things at once is in their blood.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
🚨︎ report
My Thai girlfriend's dad just dropped a multi language dad joke on me.

He wanted to show me something on his phone and handed it to me. The screen was off and when I turned it on the PIN came up to unlock it. He says "Ohh the password is (He just does a short laugh like "Hahahaha")"

Turns out Ha is Thai for 5. Also, that was all he wanted to show me.

πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ChefAllez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
🚨︎ report
Chinese man committing crime in a multi story car park...

It’s Wong on so many levels.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tedt93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Didja hear about the guy that was totally transfixed by intricate multi-family dwellings?

He had a complex complex complex.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
🚨︎ report
Multi-generation dad joke

My dad and I were on Skype with my grandfather, talking about my college life. I said "I might study abroad or something." They both simultaneously said "Which broad are you going to study?"

πŸ‘︎ 195
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2014
🚨︎ report
Multi whammy

There we are, sitting in my parents living room when my mom asks me "how do I get my iPhone and iPad in sync?" I told her "ask my sister, just hope she doesn't make them in sync on the backstreet" to which my dad chimed in "boy that ain't no lie". So I said "I know. I think I need to go home. Bye bye bye."

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thintoast
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
🚨︎ report
What did the cytologist say to his fellow cytologist, whose job is to transfer bran cereal to cells and who specializes in multi-celled organisms, when he asked what his job was?

Eukaryotes.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Spendexx
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
🚨︎ report
What do you call a multi level system of cats?

Cataracts

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2017
🚨︎ report
I have a multi-personality disorder

And so do I

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mariataytay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2013
🚨︎ report
I wanted to be a multi millionaire just like my dad.

He always wanted to be a multi millionaire too.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
🚨︎ report
Crime on multi storey car parks.

Wrong on so many levels.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GeneralHornbill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
🚨︎ report
Have you heard about crime in multi story car parks?

It's on so many levels!

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Te_Waapu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.