Why does my nose produce so much mucus

It snot fun

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📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why does Big Shaq have a mucus fetish?

Because man snot hot

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👤︎ u/1nvis1
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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What animal always has mucus in their throat?

Phlegmingos

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📅︎ Dec 29 2017
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A person with a very blocked nose walks into a doctors office

The doctor says: "So, you're having mucus problems?"

The person replies: "perhaps, perhap snot"

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📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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My boyfriend just got me...

I just had a mild sneeze attack, and the last sneeze was, um, productive. I ended up getting mucus on my sweatshirt and I said, "aww it's all on my sweater now. ew"
to which my boyfriend promptly replies with
"snot the end of the world!"
he actually got me a few times but this one needed to be shared.

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👤︎ u/onasill
📅︎ Jan 30 2015
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While watching Christmas Vacation

Every Christmas Eve we all watch Christmas Vacation, basically our tradition. For those of you that don't know the movie, the one cousin, Eddy, has a rottweiler with a sinus condition so he has mucus all over. When they bring out the dog my dad says to my little brother, "Do you know what kind of dog that is? It's a snotweiler!" He laughed for a good 10 minutes.

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👤︎ u/dmatt1024
📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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Is that mucus?

no, it's snot

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📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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