Hebrews it.
He parts it down the middle.
🤣 Joke: Moses first tried leading the Israelites out of Egypt with a comb...
>!but he couldn't part with it!!<
...❤️ Never forget, God loves you!
HeBrews
40 years with Moses in a desert may sound boring…
>!but it was in tents!!<
But he came fifth and got a toaster
Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it!
So God says to him "Hi Bewildered, I AM".
Beer, cuz Hebrew it
He brews it
Whatever it was, they made a prophet.
To get to the other side. Duh :P
Eggs-it-is
I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Because he only believed in decalf.
....using a tablet.
It’s called Holy Grounds.
He passes to Moses, he parts the defense .. its wide open ... he shoots .... SCORE!!!!!
But the silly bastard tripped and came fifth
Amend milk
In the dark.
My dad literally just said this to me, so I felt it was appropriate to post.
He advertised the first stone tablets.
A buoy
The A-Tales were about God
The B-Tales were about Moses
The C-Tales were about Jesus
And the devil is in the D-tales.
He was in the Nile
Well let's just say hebrew too much.
Do you know how Moses makes his coffee?
Hebrews it.
He was standing on holey ground.
Hebrews it :)
