How does Moses get his coffee in the morning?
40 years with Moses in a desert may sound boring…
40 years with Moses in a desert may sound boring…
>!but it was in tents!!<
And god said to Moses"come fourth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and got a toaster
The greatest Dad joke ever told: so Moses goes to the top of the mountain and God presents himself and his glory to Moses via the burning bush. Moses is confused though and says to the heavenly father "I'm bewildered, I don't know what to call you?"
So God says to him "Hi Bewildered, I AM".
What was Moses' favorite drink?
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it!
My friend said this joke : How does Moses make his coffee
What did Moses say after running out of unleavened bread to eat?
I’ve always wondered what Moses’s parents did for a living.
Whatever it was, they made a prophet.
Why did Moses split the Red Sea?
To get to the other side. Duh :P
Why didn't the coffee that Moses made for the Israelites wake them up?
Because he only believed in decalf.
Technically Moses was the first man to download files from the Cloud...
Moses owns a cafe in Heaven.
It’s called Holy Grounds.
God said to Moses come forth my son
But the silly bastard tripped and came fifth
What type of milk did Moses put in his coffee?
Did you know that Moses worked for Apple?
He advertised the first stone tablets.
Where was Moses when the lights went out?
In the dark.
My dad literally just said this to me, so I felt it was appropriate to post.
What car would Jesus drive if he were alive today?
How do you cut an ocean in half?
Why couldn't moses sell all his beer?
Well let's just say hebrew too much.
How does Moses play games?
Why did God tell Moses to watch his step?
He was standing on holey ground.
Do you know how Moses makes his coffee?
Do you know how Moses makes his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What was Moses’ favorite color?
First dad joke!
How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!
Did you know Mortal Kombat is based off a scandinavian church song?
It was called Finnish Hymn.
Moses had a little-known trick to making good coffee.
Moses was the first one to use control-c as a shortcut
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