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Mongolia Puns

A list of puns related to "Mongolia"

What do you call a scam artist from Mongolia?

A Khan-man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Asked my dad what currency they use in Mongolia.

With a straight face while watching tv he said "they use Mongolds."

I died.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eldrazi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2014
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My mate's dad joke before he got on the plane to Mongolia

'A plateau is the highest form of flattery'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxissama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2014
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Why is everyone north of Mongolia in such a hurry?

Because they're Russian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itisnti
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2013
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