Mohawk Puns

He’s not a native speaker after all

I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”

victims say it was a shocking, hair-raising experience

...He only cuts hair on the side.

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said.

Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

It was perfect because I thought I needed some mohawk.

I just saw this guy pay $1,000 for a beverage steeped in footware by a leather-wearing, mohawked, heavily-pierced man in a dark, narrow, side-street.

I guess he really values punk-shoe-alley-tea.

My grandpa was telling a story. His high school was the Hammond Warriors and the barber in town cut all the basketball boys' hair into a mohawk for a game.

dad: "i thought it was the Hammond Eggs." (ham and eggs pun)

grandpa: "no, we were the Warriors."

I said, “Hey, you missed a t.”