A list of puns related to "Microalbuminuria"
I heard that best thing possible even with strict control is just to delay Microalbuminuria for like 20-30 years after you get diagnosed with type1 diabetes, is it true?
Prevention of protein adsorption: effect on patient results for microalbuminuria.
Bakker AJ, Jellema B.
Ann Clin Biochem. 1999 Mar;36 ( Pt 2):163-7.
Thanks in advance if you find it!
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Iβm an ST3 who took a year out post CMT.
I feel like Iβm slowly losing my shit. Someone showed me haematinics today and I had to look up haematinics interpretation. I confused right and left BBB today. I can barely remember the doses of drugs in ALS. Someoneβs urine ACR came up as 18 today and I knew it was microalbuminuria but I honest to god didnβt know what to do with that info. Iβm constantly having to look things up.
I donβt know whatβs wrong with meβ¦β¦..People keep telling me it might be a side effect of long covid and Iβm sure theyβre right; I was normal before covid. What do I do?
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Hello all,
I'm a recently diagnosed diabetic but with bad numbers (diagnosed at 266mg/dl fasting, 10.5% hba1c), hypertension, microalbuminuria, NAFLD, etc.
I've been put on Semaglutide and Metformin but have only been able to bring it down to 150mg/dl fasting on them, I want to use a CGM to avoid foods that spike my blood glucose and keep myself in check. But I've heard that CGMs are exclusively a T1 thing and I won't be able to get it. I don't mind paying out of pocket if I can get a prescription. How likely is my PCP to write me a prescription for me which would help me better my habits & lifestyle?
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Type1 diabetic for 8 years, I hate checkups, Creatinine, TSH, Microalbuminuria, etc. Am I caring too much? Do diabetic really stick to recommendation regarding checkups frequency, how often do you do checkups?
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
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After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
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