When I predict the weather,
50% of the time, I am right all the time.
Your mother couldn’t believe that an actual skunk could predict the future.
But it was a real fortune smeller.
Do you know what they call the ability to predict sports scores?
ESPN.
(Credit to my husband who just laid this one on our kids and I)
I predict clocks will take over the world.
It’s only a matter of time.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity
Which of the saints could predict the future?
Saint Cristobal
I bet my son $10 I could predict the score of the Pats-Rams game tonight before it starts, and he said you’re on.
I said, “it’ll be 0-0.”
The psychic I go to can predict what's going to happen two years from now.
He's got 2020 vision.
Ommmmm....I predict in the Middle East, there'll be one country and The Persian Gulf
Just Kuwait and sea
If you could predict what scents you will smell in the future...
...you would be Nose-tradamus
I feel like I really can’t tell what’s gonna happen next year. Movies, politics, my personal life. I can’t predict anything
It’s like I don’t have 2020 vision
Whenever I ask my psychic friend to predict the future, he gets really angry.
He gets into a mean medium mode.
Seismologists predict a 9.2 magnitude earthquake will hit the Horn of Africa region.
It will really shake Djibouti.
Strange talent: I can predict the future by smell
they call me Nostrildamus
I have a bell in the bathroom that predicts what I'm going to do in there next
I sit on the toilet, strike the bell, and it goes, "Dung!"
Do you think a child that can always predict whats in a gift by shaking it has
omnipresents?
Step 1: Predict the future. / Step 2: ???
Step 3: Prophet.
How do you predict climate change?
With Al-gore-rhythms
Went for a health checkup today and found out I have the ability to predict the future.
Doctor says I have 2020 vision.
How did the psychic golfer predict every shot?
Fore shadowing.
Hear about the psychic who uses coconut trees to predict the future?
He’s a palm reader.
In honour of Canada playing Russia in World Junior hockey this evening, I predict we will be putin on the gold medal.
Why are Jedi able to predict the future?
They have great Force-sight.
