Why does mermaid wear seashells ?
She outgrew her B- shells
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My daughter was watching The Little Mermaid so I asked her if she knew why Sebastian was kicked out of college?
It's because all his grades where under da c
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I'm done with dating mermaids.
I'm ready for A riel woman.
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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Why do mermaids wear seashells
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What do you call a mermaid's bounty hunter?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
If you need me, call me on my shell.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
The Little Mermaid shouldnβt be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
How do mermaids give birth?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?
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What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
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What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What did the little mermaid wear to math class
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︎ Jan 07 2020
What do you call a transgender mermaid
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I try to take my mermaid friends out of Atlantis every now and then to explore the coral reefs, wreckages and collect some shells, but they hesitate to do so...
I think they're a bit shellf conchess
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How does a mermaid whashes it's tail?
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︎ May 19 2020
What does a mermaid use to clean her fins?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifiying
But it wasn't half as bad
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
A man asked a mermaid "Why do you wear seashells ?"
The mermaid replied "I grew out of my B-shells"
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︎ Jan 29 2020
What is the little mermaidβs favorite font?
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What are Aquaman's assistants?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
For years I told my daughter she was 1/2 Human & 1/2 Mermaid ... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
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Just a mermaid talking on her shell phone.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
What does a Mermaid smoke?
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Who keeps the ocean clean?
A mermaid!
Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What do you call a sea creature looking for something?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?
Because she couldn't fit into D shells
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of b shells.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B shells
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Why did the mermaid start wearing sea shells?
She grew out of her B shells
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?
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︎ Apr 14 2020
How do mermaids wash their clothes?
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What did the mermaid use to clean her tail?
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︎ Jan 22 2020
What does the little mermaid wear to math class?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
What do you call a flying mermaid?
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︎ Jan 27 2020
How does a mermaid wash their tail?
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Why do mermaids wear sea-shells?
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
Because B shells are too small. And D shells are too big.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
What does a Mermaid use to keep her fins clean?
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Anyone know why Ariel, The Little Mermaid wears seashells?
Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big! π¦π
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How do mermaids give birth?
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