Why does mermaid wear seashells ?

She outgrew her B- shells

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My daughter was watching The Little Mermaid so I asked her if she knew why Sebastian was kicked out of college?

It's because all his grades where under da c

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Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?

They only know what's below C level

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I'm done with dating mermaids.

I'm ready for A riel woman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?

She forgot her Algae-bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slcikdeaaal
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
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Why do mermaids wear seashells

She outgrew her b-shells

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What do you call a mermaid's bounty hunter?

A mer-cenary!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Walang_Maisip
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What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?

If you need me, call me on my shell.

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The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel

She should be named Nautical!

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Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?

They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Through Sea-section.

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What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?

Sushi roll.

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What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?

sighren

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What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?

Aerial

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What did the little mermaid wear to math class

An algae- bra

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What do you call a transgender mermaid

A merger

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I try to take my mermaid friends out of Atlantis every now and then to explore the coral reefs, wreckages and collect some shells, but they hesitate to do so...

I think they're a bit shellf conchess

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How does a mermaid whashes it's tail?

It uses Tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
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What does a mermaid use to clean her fins?

Tide

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You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifiying

But it wasn't half as bad

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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A man asked a mermaid "Why do you wear seashells ?"

The mermaid replied "I grew out of my B-shells"

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What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?

Arial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RainbowNeck
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What are Aquaman's assistants?

Mermaides

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
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For years I told my daughter she was 1/2 Human & 1/2 Mermaid ... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
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Just a mermaid talking on her shell phone.
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What does a Mermaid smoke?

Seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
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Who keeps the ocean clean?

A mermaid!

Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Gray_Area
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What do you call a sea creature looking for something?

A sea searchin.

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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?

Because she couldn't fit into D shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merscaliona
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Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

Because she grew out of b shells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/435RWE3R54
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Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaden_strommer
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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?

She forgot her Algae-bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madeofchemicals
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Why did the mermaid start wearing sea shells?

She grew out of her B shells

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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide

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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide

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How do mermaids wash their clothes?

With tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MansNotHot772
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What did the mermaid use to clean her tail?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MitchellOfficial
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What does the little mermaid wear to math class?

An alga-bra

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What do you call a flying mermaid?

Aerial.

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How does a mermaid wash their tail?

They use tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadlyporkchop7
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Why do mermaids wear sea-shells?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.

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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncorruptedQuiver
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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because B shells are too small. And D shells are too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
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What does a Mermaid use to keep her fins clean?

Tide

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Anyone know why Ariel, The Little Mermaid wears seashells?

Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big! πŸ¦€πŸ 

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How do mermaids give birth?

A sea-section

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