"Sorry, not PC enough."
Titty Titty Bang Bang
They become a joint venture!
If FEDEX and UPS merge they should call themselves FED-UPS!
The FED-UPS are late again!
A COALition.
He's calling it McJaguar.
"They're Fed-UP."
Theyβll henceforth be known as YouTwitFace.
She will be renaming it to βBig Wiggly Teetersβ
Would they be The Car Doors?
They're gonna call it Fed-Up
Finally they'll be as Fed UP as we are.
Quiet choir acquire attire.
Now they're FedUp
Their new slogan: "It gives you wangs!"
I said to my wife, "All these other drivers must be Sammy Hagar!" "What are you talking about?" "Because they can't seem to drive 55!" And the face palming proceeded.
But I was able to e-merge.
Well, many of them couldn't stand to be depicted.
"Did you know Netscape and Yahoo merged?"
"Yup, their new name is Netanyahu"
Be safe everybody bird flu has merged with swine flu to create Flying pig flu.
So she's driving me in to work because my car's at the garage having some work done, when there's a sudden beep of horns and a minor road rage incident between two identical cars like this:
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Without even a split second hesitation she comes out with "Well, you'd think their fellow countryman would simply let them merge wouldn't you?".
"So a man and a woman decide to get married and merge their bank accounts. One day she was trying to log on to the account but didn't know the the password her husband had set up. She turns to her husband and asks him if he remembers. He responds with yeah, it's CinderellaPeterPanSnowWhiteSpongebobSacramento the wife stares at her husband shocked and asks "what kind of a password is that?" he responds with "Well, they required four characters and a capital."
Badum tsshhhhh
We were watching a reality show called Oak Island when my dad said, "This would take a turn if they'd misheard and its actually Poison Oak Island. (Cue dad laugh)
But it got me thinking about a game I saw on Hollywood Game Night where they merge someone's last name and someone's first name. Like Bruce Wayne Gretzky. I find that hilarious.
This is my game creation: merge a well known phrase with a TV show, movie or other media that completely changes the premise of the media in a funny way.
First contribution: Tie Die Hard
Dad: Did you hear that Stop and Shop and A&P are going to merge?
Unsuspecting friend of mine: Really?
Dad: Yeah, they're going to call it "Stop and pee."
Told as many timed as I had friends...
"For example, if there is a big UPS truck in the road what do you do? Wait, actually, did you guys hear about the merger happening between UPS and FedEx?"
A round of confused "no's" pop up around the room
"Yes, they are merging, I hear they are going to now be called FedUps..."
Every time a large shipment arrives at the house.. Dad: Did you hear FedEx and UPS are merging? Me: No I didn't... Dad: Yes, the are going to call themselves FedUp!
He will go on laughing about it for 10 minutes
Theyβre going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
FedEx and UPS are merging. Theyβre going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
FedEx and UPS are merging. Theyβre going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
FedEx and UPS are merging. Theyβre going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
