Marshalling Puns

A list of puns related to "Marshalling"

There should be a manly constipation medication called "Court Marshall."

"You are now relieved of duty!"

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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Is someone who draws eminem technically a Marshall artist?
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👤︎ u/Theend_97
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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Why couldn’t Shrek leave his swamp?

Because he was under marshal law

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👤︎ u/XxDragonSkyxX
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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I have a collection of paintings, movies and songs at home, all about marshalls.

Basically, marshall arts.

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👤︎ u/Heisy123
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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What do you get when you cross Charlie Brown with Marshal Mathers?

Peanut Eminem

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👤︎ u/coot32
📅︎ Aug 10 2018
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Why did the baker get court-marshaled?

He was a deserter.

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👤︎ u/TurtleLvr69
📅︎ Apr 11 2018
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The government forcibly took over Marshall Mathers’ childhood home.

They are citing Eminem Domain.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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The town's sheriff, who was also a prolific painter, was once attacked by seven men but managed to fight them off single-handedly. It was because....

He was a Marshal artist.

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👤︎ u/EvilSandwichMan
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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A bunch of musicians decided to have a meal together.

Jonathan Davis brought the corn and Fred Durst made biscuits but they were a little too limp. Marshal Mathers wasn't prepared, so all he could provide was some M&M's. Neil Peart had to leave early because he was in a rush, and the meal was so bad that it disturbed David Draimen.

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👤︎ u/masta666
📅︎ Oct 07 2014
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My dad and I were discussing Halloween costumes...

... and he decided to describe his: a black or dark brown garbage bag with pictures of Marshall Mathers attached.

He's a bag of Eminems.

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👤︎ u/CaptHayes
📅︎ Oct 26 2013
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