What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
I don’t always have the urge to post song lyrics as my FB status...
But when I do, I refrain!
They’re punning lyrics to a song from a movie.
For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
Lyrical
Accordion to recent studies, everyday words in sentences can be replaced, unnoticed, by names of musical instruments.
What did Biggie Smalls use to write his lyrics?
One way or another
I’m really going to have to stop quoting Blondie lyrics...
I've gotten to the age when young people don't recognize my song lyric references anymore.
Well I guess this is growing up.
The Curly Shuffle song lyrics
I hate it when people unnecessarily post lyrics to songs.
I don't think I understand Linkin Park lyrics anymore
A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...
Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.
Driving behind a hearse, my wife asked “How fast do you think a hearse can go?”
Me: I don’t think very fast at all
Wife: Why not?!
Me: Well I mean they have all that dead weight in the back...
Literally a conversation we had last night. She actually laughed out loud!
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common...
No one needed an abba cuss.
I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.
They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.
Plant/Music Puns
I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:
You can grow your own way
-or-
Don't grow so close to me
Any help?
I'm in a Ska band that only has lyrics about fatherhood.
I brought my car to a mechanic and asked him, “Do you have any idea why my car is humming?”
He replied, “Probably because it doesn’t know all the lyrics.”
Why shouldn't you use Excel to write lyrics?
Because you may end up with a rap sheet...
So I was reading through U2 lyrics trying to remember a song of theirs that I really like.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.
Idk if this is popular, found on facebook
Are Hummingbirds just regular birds...
that can't remember the lyrics?
I've been going to rehab for my addiction to Taylor Swift lyrics.
I think i'm finally clean.
2/3 is a passing grade
but when I lose one of my three kids, everyone freaks out like I did something horrible. 😒
The song lyric comes on the radio, "I will lift you up," while in the car with my teenager.
I told her that the singer is a weight lifter. The eye roll was accompanied by a smirk.
The music video for the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8
I listened to the new Lion King soundtrack tonight...
You can ask Rick Astley for his collection of Pixars movies all you want
He's never gonna give you Up
I'm not circumcised as I cum from the hood
There must be some kind of way out of here
Showed my Dad the pic making fun of Rihanna's deep Birthday Cake lyrics. This was his response.
I texted the picture making fun of Rihanna's Birthday cake lyrics from /r/funny and he responded:
"Cake can be deep, depending on how many layers."
If you ever find yourself thinking about posting song lyrics on social media, just ask yourself
Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it n' reverse it.
(Friend posted this on Facebook)
I've only read the lyrics and can't wait to hear that new fishin' song
I'm all about the bass
the bass
the bass
No treble (hook)
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis
Some guy just asked if I've ever heard Wonderwall
What bird never knows the lyrics to a song?
What kind of bird never remembers song lyrics?
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