Louise Puns

“Mary, my wife, are you here with me?” “Yes, I am, dearest.”

“And Louise, my mother in law, are you here with me?” “Yes, I am, Paul, I’m here with you.”

“And you, children, are you here, Karen and Henry?” “Yes, yes we are, daddy!” “Then how the hell is the living room light left on?!”

Louise

I always wish people happy birthday with a pun. For example, "have a SARAHmazing birthday!" However, now I need a birthday pun based off the name "Louise." I have been pondering this for days, and I simply can't think of anything. I wish I could give you her last name to help with the punning process, but that would obviously not be a good idea

So I'm 15, and my friends mom picks us up from a house that we were at. She asks us the names of some of the people there. We tell here a couple names.

For whatever reason she goes "jeez Louise..."

I see my moment to strike, to make my dad proud. "No, Louise wasn't there tonight."