Urgent pun request.

I always wish people happy birthday with a pun. For example, "have a SARAHmazing birthday!" However, now I need a birthday pun based off the name "Louise." I have been pondering this for days, and I simply can't think of anything. I wish I could give you her last name to help with the punning process, but that would obviously not be a good idea

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📅︎ May 07 2014
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I feel like my dad would be proud of me for this one

So I'm 15, and my friends mom picks us up from a house that we were at. She asks us the names of some of the people there. We tell here a couple names.

For whatever reason she goes "jeez Louise..."

I see my moment to strike, to make my dad proud. "No, Louise wasn't there tonight."

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📅︎ Jun 27 2015
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