Our lord and saviour
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Why was Darth Vader called "Lord Vader"?
Because "Master Vader" made the storm troopers giggle.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
When Lord Nelson died he was 5 ft tall
His statue is 15 ft tall. Thatβs Horatio of 3:1
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︎ Apr 27 2021
I keep reading The Lord of the Rings over and over again and I can't stop.
I guess it is just a force of Hobbit
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Did you hear about the serfs who rebelled against their lord?
Their resistance was feudal.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What do you call a cat that has become a Sith Lord?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
And the Lord said unto John, βCome forth and you will receive eternal life.β
But John came fifth - and won a toaster.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
ADAM IT IS I, YOUR LORD GOD!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Why does Lord Voldemort have Twitter, but not Facebook?
He only has followers, not friends.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Where do Sith Lords go shopping?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Cheesus Christ our lord and savoury
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why do they call Vader a Lord?
Because Master Vader might make the Stormtroopers giggle.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesnβt take quarters.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Deer lord
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords!
reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Lord of the snorings
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I hear that Legolas from the Lord of the Rings had an older brother, but he died before Legolas was born.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Doctor Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings
That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I heard theyβre remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
Theyβre calling it The Two Tires
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I keep reciting all of Lord of The Rings in bed
My wife says I need to do something about Tolkien in my sleep.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What did our lord and savior do when He noticed the temple floor was dirty?
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I bought a German shepherd today and named him Lord.
Now I can truly say the Lord is my shepherd
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︎ Aug 23 2020
On a Sunday morning in church, a priest starts his sermon and says: "Dear Lord, without you we are but dust"...
Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: "Mommy, what is butt dust?"
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers
That must have been Mordor
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Why do the words on the front cover of a book lord it over the words on the back cover so much?
They have a strong sense of entitlement.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Does anyone know who played frodo in Lord of the rings?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
A pilot, Jedi, and Sith Lord walks into a cantina
The bartender says, "What can I get you, Anakin?"
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
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︎ Aug 26 2019
How do you call Lord Voldemort's lookout ??
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I watched a TV programme about the House of Lords last week. But I wasnβt really concentrating so Iβm going to have to watch it again.
Thatβll be the Peer review.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
What is a Sith Lord's Favorite Candy
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︎ May 15 2020
Lord Of The Rings Book Reference
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︎ Jun 21 2019
What do you do when you accidentally tear Lord Elrondβs woven cloak?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Why do they call him Lord Vader?
Because no one could keep a straight face calling him Master Vader.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
before fire lord ozai and chin the conqueror
it is oft forgotten that the air nomads once tried to rule the world.
they were known as... the roamin' empire ;)
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︎ May 22 2020
There weren't a lot of hobbits in the first Lord of the Rings books.
They were just Tolkien characters.
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︎ May 04 2020
There is a new Sith Lord who prefers to immobilize his enemies instead of killing them.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
How did Sith Lords rise to the top?
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︎ Jan 15 2020
What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
And the Lord said unto John "come fourth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?
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