Oh Lorde
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︎ May 12 2019
good lorde
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︎ Jan 09 2018
Meghan Markle sure went pretty far to prove Lorde wrong.
Stolen from r/Showerthoughts
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︎ May 18 2018
Niece: Lorde just dropped a new album
Me: I hope it wasn't a 78. Those things really shatter.
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︎ Jun 18 2017
Some Lorde fans became addicted to a famous injectable drug.
I guess their blood is pure heroin(e) now.
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︎ Aug 24 2015
Our lord and saviour
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why was Darth Vader called "Lord Vader"?
Because "Master Vader" made the storm troopers giggle.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
When Lord Nelson died he was 5 ft tall
His statue is 15 ft tall. Thatβs Horatio of 3:1
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Did you hear about the serfs who rebelled against their lord?
Their resistance was feudal.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
I keep reading The Lord of the Rings over and over again and I can't stop.
I guess it is just a force of Hobbit
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What do you call a cat that has become a Sith Lord?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
And the Lord said unto John, βCome forth and you will receive eternal life.β
But John came fifth - and won a toaster.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
If life gives you melons...
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
ADAM IT IS I, YOUR LORD GOD!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Why does Lord Voldemort have Twitter, but not Facebook?
He only has followers, not friends.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Where do Sith Lords go shopping?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Cheesus Christ our lord and savoury
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why do they call Vader a Lord?
Because Master Vader might make the Stormtroopers giggle.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesnβt take quarters.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Deer lord
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords!
reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I hear that Legolas from the Lord of the Rings had an older brother, but he died before Legolas was born.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Lord of the snorings
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Doctor Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings
That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I heard theyβre remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
Theyβre calling it The Two Tires
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I like the name Frodo,
It really has a ring to it.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I keep reciting all of Lord of The Rings in bed
My wife says I need to do something about Tolkien in my sleep.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What did our lord and savior do when He noticed the temple floor was dirty?
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I bought a German shepherd today and named him Lord.
Now I can truly say the Lord is my shepherd
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︎ Aug 23 2020
On a Sunday morning in church, a priest starts his sermon and says: "Dear Lord, without you we are but dust"...
Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: "Mommy, what is butt dust?"
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers
That must have been Mordor
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Why do the words on the front cover of a book lord it over the words on the back cover so much?
They have a strong sense of entitlement.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Does anyone know who played frodo in Lord of the rings?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
A pilot, Jedi, and Sith Lord walks into a cantina
The bartender says, "What can I get you, Anakin?"
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︎ Jul 11 2020
How do you call Lord Voldemort's lookout ??
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
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︎ Aug 26 2019
To the guy who stole my antidepressants:
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I watched a TV programme about the House of Lords last week. But I wasnβt really concentrating so Iβm going to have to watch it again.
Thatβll be the Peer review.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
What is a Sith Lord's Favorite Candy
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︎ May 15 2020
I am so broke.
I couldn't even pay attention.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
What do you do when you accidentally tear Lord Elrondβs woven cloak?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
And the Lord said unto John "come fourth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
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