Oh Lorde
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good lorde
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︎ Jan 09 2018
Meghan Markle sure went pretty far to prove Lorde wrong.
Stolen from r/Showerthoughts
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︎ May 18 2018
Niece: Lorde just dropped a new album
Me: I hope it wasn't a 78. Those things really shatter.
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︎ Jun 18 2017
Some Lorde fans became addicted to a famous injectable drug.
I guess their blood is pure heroin(e) now.
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︎ Aug 24 2015
What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Cheesus Christ our lord and savoury
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︎ Dec 01 2020
The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesnβt take quarters.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I hear that Legolas from the Lord of the Rings had an older brother, but he died before Legolas was born.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords!
reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Why do they call Vader a Lord?
Because Master Vader might make the Stormtroopers giggle.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Deer lord
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Lord of the snorings
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I like the name Frodo,
It really has a ring to it.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Doctor Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings
That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I heard theyβre remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
Theyβre calling it The Two Tires
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I keep reciting all of Lord of The Rings in bed
My wife says I need to do something about Tolkien in my sleep.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What did our lord and savior do when He noticed the temple floor was dirty?
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I bought a German shepherd today and named him Lord.
Now I can truly say the Lord is my shepherd
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︎ Aug 23 2020
On a Sunday morning in church, a priest starts his sermon and says: "Dear Lord, without you we are but dust"...
Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: "Mommy, what is butt dust?"
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers
That must have been Mordor
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︎ Aug 30 2020
And the Lord said unto John "come fourth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
A pilot, Jedi, and Sith Lord walks into a cantina
The bartender says, "What can I get you, Anakin?"
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︎ Jul 11 2020
How do you call Lord Voldemort's lookout ??
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Does anyone know who played frodo in Lord of the rings?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I watched a TV programme about the House of Lords last week. But I wasnβt really concentrating so Iβm going to have to watch it again.
Thatβll be the Peer review.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I won a contest extracting the most water from a towel, I'm now known as the....
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you do when you accidentally tear Lord Elrondβs woven cloak?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
What is a Sith Lord's Favorite Candy
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︎ May 15 2020
I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anaesthetic.
He said: βSure, knock yourself out!β
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
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︎ Aug 26 2019
before fire lord ozai and chin the conqueror
it is oft forgotten that the air nomads once tried to rule the world.
they were known as... the roamin' empire ;)
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︎ May 22 2020
There weren't a lot of hobbits in the first Lord of the Rings books.
They were just Tolkien characters.
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︎ May 04 2020
Lord Of The Rings Book Reference
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︎ Jun 21 2019
Why do they call him Lord Vader?
Because no one could keep a straight face calling him Master Vader.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
I friend told me that the Lord of the Rings was a terrible series
I said "you don't know what you're Tolkien about."
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︎ Apr 21 2020
How did Sith Lords rise to the top?
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︎ Jan 15 2020
What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
There is a new Sith Lord who prefers to immobilize his enemies instead of killing them.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
The Punnerβs Prayer
Dear Lord as week seek to produce puns worthy of your praise, lettuce relish this opportunity. We ask that you would cause humor to sprout in the hearts of those who think us nuts. Continue to cultivate in us passion, fruit which beets back sadness and joy which leeks into others. Though some may say we are corny we know you will give us sage wisdom. Give us the confidence to know we are kaleβin it as we bring choy to the world and live apply ever after.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Lego Lord of the Rings was a definitive moment for Tolkien fans
Up to that point they had been Legoless
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︎ Jan 17 2020
What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?
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