There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
The looting and rioting going on today is terrible, but if you're a man you shouldn't find it funny.
Because manslaughter is a crime.
A bunch of rioters looted my pretzel shop.
Unfortunately, they got all my dough.
Pirates of yore would get a treasure chest off a looted vessel and often hear voices coming from the chest saying "yoo hoo!"
It was the booty calls.
What do you call a burglar's loot sack?
An accessory to the crime.
TIL that sea-faring pirates were quite progressive in their labor practices, reserving a portion of their loot into an early sort of worker's comp, paying for peg-legs and hooks.
They weren't big fans of arrrbitration.
A band of raiders have attacked and looted my mine.
It's a total disoreder.
They better stay peaceful cause other wise they might get chased.
