this pun fills me with gelt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/junkyardjohnwest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I felt bad for eating my Jewish friend's coin shaped chocolate candy he had purchased to given his children at Hanukkah...

Pangs of gelt haunt me to this day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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A Jewish Dad really enjoys Christmas and the whole season

But then, he has a lot of gelt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Having Jewish and Catholic ancestors...

it’s been difficult to distinguish between gelt and guilt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoenigbaer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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My mother asked me to pick up chocolate coins for the kids on the way to her Hanukkah party. When the store on my route didn't have any and I showed up with regular chocolate, she started crying and begged me to go back out to a different store.

I yelled, "No mom! I'm so sick of your gelt trips!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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