Lindsay May
My brother was late home yesterday, and he lied about why he was late. My mother found out the real reason he was late from his friend.
Apparantly, he'd gone on the bus with his girlfriend Lindsay May to her house.
When my mother was retelling this story just now, my uncle, who is a dad, just said "I guess he was hoping Lindsay Will."
My brother inhaled half his coke.
I was sitting in a Japanese restaurant when inspiration hit:
Me: why don't Australians make jokes about Chinese food?
Son: :-|
Me: [in Australian accent] because that would be ricest!
Son: :-|
Wife: :-|
Success!
