I wonder how much Starbucks is in Canada?
A lot Eh’
I woke up thinking this this morning, don’t know where it’s from. I probably didn’t write it but I have no idea where I would have seen it. It was an original thought, but it’s an easy joke so I’m sure someone else has done it before.
Cost about $4.50
Assaulted Caramel.
I was proud to immediately come up with "Hola Latte, soy Dad!"
Turns out he doesn't know the least bit Spanish and this was lost on him...
I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle
Because it costs a latte!
It was a millennial falcon.
A chalk-latte
Because it was Coughee
So I was pouring a cup of coffee when the lip of the cup caught on the spout of the coffee pot causing some hot coffee to splash on my hand, instinctively I yanked my hand away like a scalded cat.
Customer: "oh my God, are you ok?!”
Me: "Yeah, it's fine. It's only a..Light Roast."
Turns out there's a kaw fee.
I said "It seems like they wanted those a latte."
He's the best baarista in town
...He says "they cost a latte"
