After Vince Vaughn lathers...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlassEyedSniper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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My friend asked me to watch her favorite soap with her

I mean, it's fun and all, but we've been in her bathroom for 4 hours straight now, I want to go home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pusilli
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What's more important, shampoo or conditioner?

Is it the foamer or the lather

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basicbasterd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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A king was looking to protect his secret maze...

...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.

For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.

He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.

When the king learned of this, he was very angry.

"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.

The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmecau
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Why did the blonde go through a whole bottle of shampoo?

Because the directions said lather rinse repeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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My friend asked me if I wanted to try this new soap he was using.

I responded, "Thanks, but I'd lather not".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crumbkakes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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My wife asked if I helped my kids wash their hands

I said β€œI’d lather not.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teeim
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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While my mom and I were washing my dog...

I was lathering him with soap...

Mom: "make sure and get his tail" Me: "I already did" Mom: "oh really? Its hard to tail"

Her staring at me with the dad smirk til I laughed.

Never have I been a more proud son. Thanks for being a great dad, Mom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickSkye
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2016
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Ryan is taking a bath.

Ryan's dad says to the mom, "Ryan wants you to wash his hair."

"Ugh!" she replies, "I'd rather lie in bed."

"I know you would," says dad, "but I'd lather Ry instead."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HughJamerican
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2016
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Sometimes, when I re-live old arguments in the shower...

...I work the soap into a lather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodnightlight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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