I mean, it's fun and all, but we've been in her bathroom for 4 hours straight now, I want to go home
Is it the foamer or the lather
...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.
For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.
He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.
When the king learned of this, he was very angry.
"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.
The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."
Because the directions said lather rinse repeat.
I responded, "Thanks, but I'd lather not".
I said βIβd lather not.β
I was lathering him with soap...
Mom: "make sure and get his tail" Me: "I already did" Mom: "oh really? Its hard to tail"
Her staring at me with the dad smirk til I laughed.
Never have I been a more proud son. Thanks for being a great dad, Mom!
Ryan's dad says to the mom, "Ryan wants you to wash his hair."
"Ugh!" she replies, "I'd rather lie in bed."
"I know you would," says dad, "but I'd lather Ry instead."
...I work the soap into a lather.
