My 35-year boycott of Ferrari's and Lamborghini's is still going strong!

And will continue until they lower the price.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vole182
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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My 8 yr old son asked me to buy him a Lamborghini

I told him by the time he got his license and was old enough to drive it, it would be a Sheeporghini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goosifer999
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Lamborghini is coming out with their own clothing line

The first thing they're making are lambor-kinis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What do you call a time period when Lamborghini starts to produce electric cars only?

"Silence of the Lambs"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OJT6627
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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A Lamborghini rolls into a nightclub.

It’s stopped in its tracks by the bouncer.

β€œWhoa, whoa, whoa! No spoilers!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

A Lamborghini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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What brand of car do young sheep prefer to drive?

Lamborghini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avianthon
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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What's a sheep's favorite car to drive?

A LAMBorghini!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FullSass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I'm pretty sure I just saw a sheep granting wishes alongside a really nice car

I'm not sure if it was a lamborghini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmshady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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What kind of car does a sheep drive?

A LAMBorghini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlobbyChong
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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what is a sheep favourite car?

A Lamborghini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sulphurbrick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2016
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What do you call a sheep on wheels?

A Lamborghini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x3astu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What do you call a sheep on wheels?

A Lamborghini.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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