A list of puns related to "Ferruccio Lamborghini"
This dude really used to make tractors. He did not and never did give a single cluck about racing. He just... bought a Ferrari one day when he was bored and didn't like it and eventually wound up finding out that ol' Enzo was using his God Darn Lamborghini Tractor Clutches in his Pretty Ferrari Race Cars. Out of SHEER pettiness, Ferruccio went on to make some of the world's most beautiful and insanely fast mechanical creations ever known to man just to piss off Enzo Ferrari, a magnificent tradition which continues to this day even though now Lambo is now owned by VW. I hereby propose a toast to the Italian Kings of Automotive Pettiness.
Ferruccio Lamborghini makes gorgeous cars, but how did he even get into the car game? He started out by making tractors!?!?
Well let me tell you. For our dear Ferruccio, sports cars were a passion, he went out and purchased TWO Ferrari's! But they simply weren't performing how he had hoped, particularly the clutch. So, in 1962 he goes up to have a meeting with Enzo Ferrari. Enzo tells him βThe clutch is not the problem. The problem is you donβt know how to drive a Ferrari, and you break the clutch.β So, our pal Ferrucio tells him βDear engineer, I'll never buy your cars again. From now on Iβll make my own cars, then I can be sure they work the way I want them to.β
This is true and deep pettiness. Lambos are spite cars made in a spite factory by a spite company. Can't wait to drive mine around.
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