How do camels blend in?

With camel-flage

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馃懁︎ u/drcharmeleon
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Which camel is best at hiding?

Camel Leon

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My dad is an arse!

On his way out to work this morning he says "That Leon Musk and Bill Bates are incredible aren't they?"

I said "Elon, Gates"

He says "Sorry son I haven't got the time, they're just great ok!"

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馃懁︎ u/eltegs
馃搮︎ Feb 07 2018
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Dadjoked my gf today

She had an accident a while ago and a friend of hers got her second baby, Leon, in October. She was sitting there with her coffee, thinking about the things that happened in the last months. After a while she says

"Leon was born on October 5th, exactly one month after my accident" - "huh, and here I thought it usually takes 9 months from accident to birth...".

She was speechless.

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馃懁︎ u/JulesVernes
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