Ten Tickles!
Heβs been Davy Jonesing
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
Boatmeal.
Fish and ships....
Not actually a "dad" joke but told to me by Mr11 while I was in the middle of a teleconference.
Fish and ships
He said βI heard this is a second-hand shop, where they at?β
Whatβs Kraken!!!!
Now my windshield is kraken.
Cuz you can't eat just one potato ship.
They had me kraken
He wouldnβt stop kraken jokes.
It's Kraken me up
Itβs going to be a Nessie job, but letβs get Kraken!
It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"
Start the conversation... You will sea the point, it's kraken me up XD
What's kraken?
He was too busy Kraken open a cold one with the Buoys
I was playing FFXIV with my husband and one of our friends. We had all been drinking (me more than them).The three of us were all in our living room, and as we approach the final boss area in one of the dungeons we hadn't done before, this rears up out of the water and I shriek, "HEY GUYS! WHAT'S KRAKEN???!!!"
Our friend turned around in his seat with the most disgusted expression on his face, pointed at me, and said, "Get out."
I started giggling so hard I nearly fell off the couch, and sputtered: "Sorry. I'll quit kraken stupid jokes."
Ha. Yayyyy puns. :3
It defeats the porpoise. http://i.imgur.com/bw1fYaO.jpg
(I'm a dad.)
What's Kraken?
"What's crackalackin', you lacquered Kraken?"
So, its the day "Clash of the Titans' comes out in theaters. My dad decides to take my brother and I, (we're all big fans), so we get there early and are waiting out in the lobby, my dad and brother go to the bathroom, I wait on a bench for them. A few minutes go by and I see them coming out, my dad giggling at himself, my brother red with embarrassment, and some men behind them laughing.. I want to know, but do I really want to know?
"What did you do?"
He proceeded to tell me of how he overheard some guys chatting about how excited they are for the movie, then realized everyone in there was probably going to see the same movie we are, so he thought it would be a good idea to get in the conversation. He calmy unzipped his pants and yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" as he peed.
And that was all he said.
My poor brother.
http://imgur.com/vJSCfN9
...because it was kraken.
Fish and ships
Kraken me up
