Kneading (cats) Puns

A list of puns related to "Kneading (cats)"

Was telling my dad that I need to trim my cat's claws due to how painful her kneading was getting...

"she's just practicing catupuncture!"

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👤︎ u/ObserveWithHasty
📅︎ Apr 07 2014
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Why does cat kneaded dough make the best bread?

Because it's made from scratch!

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👤︎ u/Crasty
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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My cat came up to me and meowed imploringly then started massaging my leg with its paws...

My cat kneads me!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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My cat likes to squish his feet on my belly.

Sometimes it's just nice to be kneaded.

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👤︎ u/gimme_them_cheese
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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I was going to make a bread joke today...

Then I realised it was my cake day and it wasn’t kneaded

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👤︎ u/Hideandsheep
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why did the cat insist on baking the pizza?

Because he kneaded it.

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👤︎ u/JiveTheTurkey
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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Dadjoked girlfriend's cat

Cat always gets in bed with us at night. Walks and purrs and paws at us. Last night he jumped up on the bed, walked onto my chest and I immediately said, "Leo, do you knead something?" ...and he did

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👤︎ u/mock_yeah_ing_yeah
📅︎ Sep 21 2014
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Girlfriend just got me good

We watched our cat knead the couch before he laid down

Me: "Why do cats always do that?"

Her: "Because they NEED to!"

I sighed so hard my lungs collapsed

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👤︎ u/techmanjoe
📅︎ Feb 21 2017
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