What do you call a katana wielding cetacean?
A Shamurai.
What do we call a cow with a katana?
A samoorai
The executive sat on his katana after his proposed new corporate structure was rejected
Apparently, the board didn't approve of the bottom-up harakiri
Why did the katana fuck another sword?
Because a katana isn't a straight sword.
Why do people love katanas so much?
Because theyβre a cut above the rest.
I'm an asexual ninja, you'll never see me coming.
Sam and his friends time traveled to medival Japan.
He got stabbed in the face with a katana, and his friends shouted, "Sam your eye!!"
What does a ninja use to measure someone's pulse
A **stealthoscope**
In The Lion King, what is a sushi chef's most important tool?
A tuna katana.
