KPH Puns

A list of puns related to "KPH"

An officer pulled over an old lady going over the speed limit with three other ladies in the backseat on Interstate 55.

Good Evening mam, do you know the speed limit is 45 km/h here? Why were you going at 55?

Oh sorry, the old lady replies. I thought the interstate number was the speed limit.

So, would you mind telling me why the others are shaking in the back?

Oh that. We just got off from Interstate 120.

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📅︎ Feb 06 2022
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