I visited my friend in jail the other day and there was a jailbreak.

Suddenly there was pandemonium everywhere. The guards on duty ushered us out of the gates just as a horde of inmates began climbing over the barrier wall.

One by one they dropped down disappearing into the brush. Just as I looked up, a midget in an orange jumpsuit stuck his tongue out at me and gave me the finger as he came down.

I thought to myself, "Well that's a little con descending."

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What kind of clothes do frogs wear?

Jumpsuits

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My 3yo daughter dad joked us today

My mom dressed my daughter in some new clothes that are one piece.

"Look at what I'm wearing!" She exclaimed.

"A jumpsuit!" I said.

She started jumping.

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