I've read makeup was used to give him a more Chinese look as Dr. No but what exactly did they do? It looks like they put some prosthetic eyelids over his own (already fairly hooded) to make them even more hooded/Asian looking, but I feel like there's something else. I can't quite put my finger on it. His face looks and moves very tightly, very similar the method of tightly pulling back the hairline to "lift" the face (a technique used, for example, on Cate Blanchett in some 'younger' scenes in Benjamin Button.) Does anyone know exactly what they did for his makeup?

[This is for serious answers only. If you're going to troll and say Kyle Kuzma, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, and a 2023 2nd for Damian Lillard, go somewhere else. If I've made any errors let me know in the comments and I'll fix them immediately!]

Below I'm going to breakdown every team's players who are under contract, free agents, and players that will be on expiring deals when next season begins to make it easier for everyone to see what their team can or can't do.

Atlanta Hawks

On Roster For Next Season:

• Trae Young
• Kevin Huerter
• Danilo Gallinari
• Bogdan Bogdanovic
• Clint Capela
• De'Andre Hunter
• Onyeka Okongwu
• Cam Reddish
• Bruno Fernando

Free agents:

• John Collins (restricted)
• Kris Dunn (player)
• Brandon Goodwin (restricted)
• Solomon Hill
• Nathan Knight (restricted)
• Skylar Mays (restricted)
• Tony Snell
• Lou Williams

1-Year Left on Deal:

[Some of the players that are under this category are rookie-extension/extension eligible. The better of the 2018 draft class (Trae Young, Luka Doncic, Deandre Ayton, etc.) will definitely receive one this off-season.]

• Trae Young (restricted)
• Kevin Huerter (restricted)
• Bruno Fernando (restricted)

Boston Celtics

On Roster For Next Season:

• Jayson Tatum
• Al Horford
• Jaylen Brown
• Marcus Smart
• Robert Williams
• Tristan Thompson
• Jabari Parker
• Romeo Langford
• Aaron Nesmith
• Grant Williams
• Payton Pritchard
• Carsen Edwards
• Moses Brown

Free agents:

• Tacko Fall (restricted)
• Evan Fournier
• Luke Kornet
• Semi Ojeleye
• Tremont Waters (restricted)

1-Year Left on Deal:

• Jabari Parker
• Marcus Smart
• Tristan Thompson
• Robert Williams (restricted)

Brooklyn Nets

On Roster For Next Season:

• James Harden
• Kevin Durant
• Kyrie Irving
• Joe Harris
• DeAndre Jordan
• Landry Shamet
• Nicolas Claxton
• Alize Johnson

Free agents:

• Bruce Brown (restricted)
• Chris Chiozza (restricted)
• Spencer Dinwiddie
• Jeff Green
• Blake Griffin
• Mike James (restricted)
• Tyler Johnson
• Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot
• Reggie Perry (restricted)

1-Year Left on Deal:

• Nic Claxton (restricted)
• Kevin Durant (player)
• James Harden (player)
• Kyrie Irving (player)
• Landry Shamet (restricted)

Charlotte Hornets

On Roster For Next Season:

• Gordon Hayward
• Terry Rozier
• LaMelo Ball
• Miles Bridges
• P.J. Washington
• Jalen McDaniels
• Caleb Martin
• Cody Martin
• Vernon Carey Jr.
• Nick Richards

Free agents:

• Nate Darling (r

So in the most recent Post-game Thread I saw a lot of "TRADE CJ REEEEEEEEEEE"-comments, and I got curious. The trade machine is the most obvious way to satisfy this type of curiosity, but its results lack context, depth and logic. This is why I am coming to you, the reddit community, to ask the fans what trades make sense. To Portland fans: Which of these trades, if any, do you like? To all other fans: Do you like your proposed trade? If no, what would you change? Do you even want CJ on your team?

Some key info: McCollum is 29 years old, 6 ft 3, and is under contract until the 23/24 season. He will make 31m next year, 33m the year after, and 36m in the final year of his contract. CJ is a nice little ball player, but lacks a consistent 3-point shot and has been called both a chair and a traffic cone on defense. He is rather adept at creating his own shot, but these shots are not well-liked by advanced analytics (Nerds). This has led to a very up-and-down career so far. I recall a playoff series against the Nuggets 2 years ago where he was actually unstoppable and consistently killed them from mid-range. I also recall a playoff series against the Nuggets 0 years ago where he could get absolutely nothing going and consistently killed his team's offense from mid-range. In my humble opinion it would be fair to consider CJ the slightly worse in every way older sister of Bradley Beal (the girl you actually want but can't have). So what is the value of McCollum? In order to get to the (very shallow) bottom of this, I have gone into the NBA Trade Machine and mostly tried to make a trade work salary-wise, but kept in my mind that both teams (Side note: Mostly the non-Portland team, though. I'm pretty sure they're the sellers, most other teams are not buyers) would have to be willing to make the trade.

I consider these trades the framework for actual discussion, I know most of them are not realistic as currently constructed

IMPORTANT: About halfway through I realized I should look into the amount of years left on the contracts involved. Please correct me if I've missed some of these.

Now that that's out of the way, here we go:

• ATL: Gallinari + Reddish (Possibly a pick). I have no idea what's happening with Reddish, but I feel like Atlanta (rightfully) prefers Huerter over him anyway.

• BOS: Smart + Langford + T. Thompson. Only thing that works without including Brown, Tatum or Walker. Boston's not giving up Brown/Tatum, and Kemba + Dame is just pla

Week 19 is the penultimate week of the NBA regular season and in most fantasy leagues it's the finals! Hope you made it this far and congratulations if you did!

It was an insanely difficult season, filled with Covid protocols, jam-packed schedules, game postponements, and too many injuries. But all that is coming to an end, and if you're looking to end it with a bang you better do all you can to win next week!

I've taken a look ahead and here are my thoughts on the fantasy basketball streamers for Week 19.

Just one word before we go deep into next week. I've been getting some amazing replies to my posts in the past few weeks, and thank you guys so much for this!

I just wanted to let you know that the whole RotoBaller crew is working hard to help fantasy GMs out, and there is a ton of quality stuff on plenty of topics on our website, so if you're looking for information about something else as well, you can probably find it here: https://www.rotoballer.com/category/nba-fantasy-basketball-advice

NBA Schedule Guide - Week 19

With every day of the following week having between seven and 10 games, there are no clear weak links in the schedule that most fantasy GMs will need help with. Therefore, this week we will take an approach that is a little different. We will split the suggestions into "early week" and "late week" options. More on that below.

Here's the low-down:

Teams with 5 games:

Detroit Pistons

Teams with 4 games:

Charlotte Hornets

Chicago Bulls

Cleveland Cavaliers

Dallas Mavericks

Denver Nuggets

Golden State Warriors

Indiana Pacers

Los Angeles Lakers

Memphis Grizzlies

New Orleans Pelicans

New York Knicks

Oklahoma City Thunder

Orlando Magic

Philadelphia 76ers

Phoenix Suns

Portland Trail Blazers

Sacramento Kings

San Antonio Spurs

Utah Jazz

Washington Wizards

Teams with 3 games:

Atlanta Hawks

Boston Celtics

Brooklyn Nets

Houston Rockets

Los Angeles Clippers

Miami Heat

Milwaukee Bucks

Minnesota Timberwolves

Toronto Raptors

Number of teams playing each day:

Monday: 16

Tuesday: 14

Wednesday: 18

Thursday: 14

Friday: 20

Saturday: 14

Sunday: 16

Back-to-Backs (beware of older or banged-up players who might rest):

Monday/Tuesday: DET, GSW, NOP

Tuesday/Wednesday: CLE, MIL, PHO, SAC

Wednesday/Thursday: ATL, IND, MEM, WAS

Thursday/Friday: CHA, CHI, DAL, LAL

Friday/Saturday: DEN, HOU, PHI, POR, SAS, UTA

i drew from a bucket paper slips numbered 1-42 for draft order of the first 5 rounds; and then for the bench draft, for some reason i decided it would be "fun" or "fair" to uhh... ok so what i did was i looked at who in real life was 42nd in the NBA in total minutes played, and the team that player went to in my league got the first pick in the 6th round. 41st got the second pick, 40th got the third and so on until i got to a player who was on a team that already had a pick, in which case i looked at who was 43rd in the real NBA in total minutes... (why?!)

also i did all this pretty much by eyeballing it so if i left an All-Star completely out of the league, whoopsies. for example, i forgot to include Oakland in the bench draft so i just gave them a bunch of guys named Cassius, Thon Maker, the guy Bill Simmons wanted the Celtics to draft, etc... but serves them right for learning absolutely nothing from the TMac debacle and drafting Mason Plumlee one spot ahead of Luka

why are there no NY or LA teams? because this is a visualization of another post i madehttps://www.reddit.com/r/nbadiscussion/comments/ngbc21/postlebron_leagues_i_should_probably_wait_til_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3and this is why teams only have a bench of 6 players. maybe if it rains again i will do one of the superteam league using some other random columns from bballref....

i noticed only 43.8% of you watching are subscribed so be sure to hit like and subscribe and turn on notifications, it really helps out the channel a ton. now that we got all that out of the way, here's the teams....

NW Division

Vancouver

Raul Neto G, Luguentz Dort G, Andre Igoudala F, Tobias Harris F, Khem Birch C

grayson Allen G, timothe luwawu-cabarrot F, austin rivers G, daniel oturu C, tyler cook F, romeo langford G

Boise

Ben Simmons G, Terrence Ross G, Jerami Grant F, Paul Millsap F, Naz Reid C

kevon looney C, jeff teague G, ty jerome G, dylan windler F, kelan martin F, darius miller F

Sacramento

Kemba Walker G, Gary Trent jr G, Cameron Johnson F, Alfonzo McKinnie F, Nerlens Noel C

jamychal green F, malachi flynn G, jevon carter G, justice winslow F, jordan nwora F,kostas antetokounmpo F

Fresno

Devon Dotson G, Tim Hardaway jr G, Kelden Johnson F, Julius Randle F, Jonas Valanciunas C

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• Birthday Gifs. To honor the birthdays for the Star Trek actors/actresses

• Theme of the Week. Where each month is a special theme

• Gif Tournament. Bracket-style tournament for gif competition

This month’s birthdays are:

Jul 01 Alan Ruck | John Harriman (GEN)

Jul 01 Dominic Keating | Malcolm Reed (ENT)

Jul 02 Brock Peters | Admiral Cartwright (TVH/TUC) / Joseph Sisko (DS9)

Jul 03 Kurtwood Smith | Federation President (TUC) / Thrax (DS9) / Annorax (VOY)

Jul 07 Vaughn Armstrong | Seskal (DS9) / Korath (VOY) / Admiral Forrest (ENT)

Jul 08 Shazad Latif | Voq/Ash Tyler (DSC)

Jul 09 Linda Park | Hoshi Sato (ENT)

Jul 13 Patrick Stewart | Jean Luc Picard (TNG/PCD)

Jul 16 Camille Saviola | Kai Opaka (DS9)

Jul 22 Louise Fletcher | Kai Winn (DS9)

Jul 23 Ronny Cox | Edward Jellico (TNG)

Jul 26 Nana Visitor | Major Kira Nerys (DS9)

Jul 29 Wil Wheaton | Wesley Crusher (TNG)

Jul 29 David Warner | St. John Talbot (TFF) / Chancellor Gorkon (TUC) / Gul Madred (TNG)

Jul 30 Carel Struycken | Mr. Homm (TNG)

Jul 30 Mary Wiseman | Sylvia Tilly (DSC)

Raw data for this month’s birthdays courtesy of Memory Alpha

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Gif Tournament Every Monday in July a new round is posted

Gif Battle No Gif Battle this month due to the Gif Tournament

THE PISTONS' ISSUE HAS BEEN TALENT EVALUATION RATHER THAN DRAFT POSITIONING

Here's the thing, as much as any other Pistons fan, I am ready for us to draft a star! I love the players often mentioned as the top 5 for our team, but there are many ways to skin a cat! Many people seem to be upset because the Pistons almost never get top 5 picks despite their record, and so now, because we are supremely close to having one this year, it seems that the popularly growing reasoning for us "not drafting any superstars" is now directed towards our draft positions in years past. However, draft positioning has NOT been the problem for the Pistons!

Did all of the trauma posts, memes, videos, etc. about missing out on Paul George (#7 vs. #10), Kemba, Klay, Khawi, and Jimmy (#8 vs. #9, #11, #15, and #30), McCullum and Giannis (#8 vs. #10 and #15), Devin Booker (#8 vs. #13), and Donovan Mitchell (#12 vs. #15) all of a sudden go out of the window!? These are superstars that the Pistons could have had without having top 4 lottery positioning in the past few years!!

WE HAVE A POTENTIALLY ELITE TALENT EVALUATOR IN TROY WEAVER

Fast forward to now and the Pistons seem to potentially have an elite talent evaluator running the show along with a coach who knows how to pull more potential out of young guys than other coaches in some cases. Sure, the Pistons passed on these superstars but tell me this, do you believe that TROY WEAVER would miss out on these same guys? Not only has Troy Weaver had a hand in OKC drafting Westbrook; which people called a huge reach from where they drafted him, but he also had a hand in their team drafting Harden and Ibaka.

This year's draft class is one of the most highly touted in years! Last year, in what was considered a weak draft class he has already found 2 gems who are also 1st Team All-Rookie candidates in Saddiq Bey and Isaiah "Beef Stew" Stewart. People scoffed at the selection of Beef Stew with the #16 pick that he maneuvered his way back into the draft for, but yet, he had the eye to see that this young Pistons star (amongst the fans that is) could really play some ball and we're all now anxious to see how his career plays out. Saddiq Bey somehow dropped to #19 and he grabbed him. Saddiq, Weaver's 3rd 1st round pick, is looking like he could be the best player of the bunch and a potential player that other teams' fans are talking about their teams passing on in the same manner that Pistons fans talk about the Pistons passing

26/30 rankers reporting this week. /R/NBA's Power Rankings are published every two weeks which is a bit different from most rankings. Other than that we rank the teams the same way as our competition. If write ups are left blank the team rep decided not to submit. We encourage any user to fill in the blanks in the comment section. Rankings were supposed to be completed prior to Today's games.

Fantasy Basketball week 16 preview

Schedule analysis

Teams with 4 games:

• BKN, CHA, CHI, DAL, GSW, HOU, IND, LAC, LAL, MEM, MIA, MIN, NOP, NYK, OKC, ORL, PHO, SAC, SAS, TOR, UTA, WAS

Teams with 3 games:

• ATL, BOS, CLE, DEN, DET, MIL, PHI, POR

Number of teams playing each day:

M - 18

T - 12

W - 24

TH - 8

F - 22

SA - 12

SU - 16

Back-to-Backs

M/T: LAL, PHO, UTA

T/W: CHA, IND, LAC, MIA, OKC, TOR

W/TH: CLE, GSW, MIL, SAC

TH/F:

F/SA: CHI, DET, MEM, SAS, UTA, WAS

SA/SU:

SU/M: HOU, IND, MIA, OKC

Low volume game days:

Tuesday: 6 games

Thursday: 4 games

Saturday: 6 games

Teams to stream:

Los Angeles Lakers (games on M, T, TH, SA)

Phoenix Suns (games on M, T, TH, SA)

Boston Celtics (games on T, TH, SA)

Atlanta Hawks (games on T, TH, SU)

Potential Rest Of Season Value:

Jalen Mcdaniels (11.3% rostered ESPN)

• One of the players on the hornets who have stepped up big time due to injuries on the team
• Just broke out this week, prior to this week he had only played in 23 games and averaged only 10.5 minutes
• Now looks to be like a pivotal part of the hornets rotation after starting the past two games in place of Bismack Biyombo
• Fits much better for the hornets small ball playstyle
• In his last three games as a starter he is averaging 30 minutes a game, 16 points, 5 rbs, 3.3 asts, 1.3 stls, and 1 block a game
• Had usage rates of 18.6%, 17.9%, and 16.7%
• Will play a huge role for the hornets while, Ball, Hayward, Washington, and Monk are out
• Will make an argument to still get minutes even when some of those guys come back
• Brings a unique and helpful stat profile

Malachi Flynn (22.85% rostered ESPN)

• With Lowry out for a little longer and Vanvleet missing games as well, Flynn has stepped into a much larger role for the raptors
• Will likely remain the backup PG for the raptors even when Lowry and Vanvleet are full health as the raptors traded both Terrance Davis and Norman Powell at the deadline
• Over his last 5 games he is averaging 34 mins, 14.4 points, 6.4 assists, 4.8 rebounds, and 2.8 steals
• Had a season high 20 points on Saturday
• His usage rate has been over 15% in all 5 games with an 18.8% average
• Not the most efficient scorer but he makes up for it with his other peripheral stats
• Was the raptors first round pick in the 2020 draft, so he will get a good chance from the raptors to grow and keep producing the rest of the season

Cole Anthony (20%

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From Russia With Love: Pedro Armendariz as Kerim Bey

Goldfinger: Gert Fröbe as Auric Goldfinger

Thunderball: Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe

You Only Live Twice: Tetsuro Tamba as Tiger Tanaka

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service: Diana Rigg as Tracy Bond

Diamonds Are Forever: TIE: Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live And Let Die: Yaphet Kotto as Dr Kananga

The Man With The Golden Gun: Christopher Lee as Francisco Scaramanga

The Spy Who Loved Me: Richard Kiel as Jaws

Moonraker: Michale Lonsdale as Hugo Drax

For Your Eyes Only: Topol as Milos Columbo

Octopussy: Louis Jourdan as Kamal Khan

A View To A Kill: Grace Jones as May Day

The Living Daylights: Maryam D’Abo as Kara Milovy

Licence To Kill: Robert Davi as Franz Sanchez

GoldenEye: Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp

Tomorrow Never Dies: Michelle Yeoh as Wai Lin

The World Is Not Enough: Sophie Marceau as Elektra King

Die Another Day: Rick Yune as Zao

Casino Royale: Eva Green as Vesper Lynd

Quantum Of Solace: Olga Kurylenko as Camille Montes

Skyfall: TIE: Judi Dench as M and Javier Bardem as Raoul Silva

Spectre: Ben Whishaw as Q

Hey all, I wanted to share a project I've been working on for a while, which is to build a model for simulating game stats for fantasy basketball. Here's are some examples of the model being used.

Example 1: Matchup Simulation

Assume we have the following teams in a weekly matchup.

• Team 1: "Ja Morant", "Malachi Flynn", "Myles Turner", "Joe Ingles", "Nicolas Batum", "Duncan Robinson", "Cory Joseph", "James Harden", "Kevin Huerter", "Patrick Williams", "Kyle Lowry", "Kevin Love", "Khris Middleton"
• Team 2: "D'Angelo Russell", "Dillon Brooks", "Bradley Beal", "Norman Powell", "Keldon Johnson", "Larry Nance Jr.", "James Wiseman", "Rudy Gobert", "Karl-Anthony Towns", "Jonas Valanciunas", "Paul Millsap", "Clint Capela", "Donte DiVincenzo"

The model then simulates 10,000 H2H matchups between the two teams, tracking weekly category wins as well as overall matchup wins. The model arrives at the following results:

Win Rate of Team 1 vs Team 2:

This information is quite useful as it shows which categories are most contested in a given matchup and which categories decide the overall outcome. In this given matchup, both Team 1 and Team 2 should prioritize streaming/trading for players who are strong in turnovers, steals, and percentages. On the other hand, they should ignore points, 3s, rebounds, assists, and blocks as those categories are relatively set in stone.

Example 2: Playoff Simulation

This can be extended to analyze all matchups in a given playoff bracket. I ran this model on my current fantasy league playoff schedule with the following results (1000 bracket simulations):

Example 3: Trade Simulation

Perhaps the most helpful use of the model is to simulate how a trade improves/hurts a team relative to your specific league. Here is what that looks like. The chart shows the win rates of both team 1 and team 2 against the rest of their league before and after a given trade (post-trade denoted with *). This is more useful than simply comparing z-score rankings as the model takes into account league-specific circumstances like p

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##GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS vs. SACRAMENTO KINGS

TV: NBCSBA, TNT

Radio: 95.7 The Game

#ROSTER

##Projected Starters:

WARRIORS

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KINGS

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##Injuries/Roster Notes:

##Officials:

NOTES

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• Kings Official NBA Game Notes

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Phil

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If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

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They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say “looks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies “then how will I smell?” And I say “terrible!”

It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.

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Atlanta Hawks:

Trae Young - 37

John Collins, Bogdan Bogdanovic - 10

Danilo Gallinari, De'Andre Hunter, Clint Capela - 4

Cam Reddish - 2

Onyeka Okongwu - 1

Charlotte Hornets:

Terry Rozier - 24

Gordon Hayward - 12

LaMelo Ball - 9

Devonte' Graham - 8

Miles Bridges - 7

P.J. Washington - 6

Malik Monk - 4

Bismack Biyombo, Jalen McDaniels - 1

Miami Heat:

Jimmy Butler - 25

Bam Adebayo - 18

Kendrick Nunn - 12

Tyler Herro - 8

Duncan Robinson - 6

Goran Dragic - 2

Precious Achiuwa - 1

Orlando Magic:

Nikola Vucevic - 30

Terrence Ross - 7

Cole Anthony, Evan Fournier, Chuma Okeke, Wendell Carter Jr., Mo Bamba, Dwayne Bacon - 4

Aaron Gordon, R.J. Hampton - 3

Markelle Fultz, Gary Harris, James Ennis, Moe Wagner, Ignas Brazdeikis - 1

Washington Wizards:

Bradley Beal - 46

Russell Westbrook - 17

Rui Hachimura - 3

Davis Bertans, Raul Neto, Robin Lopez, Thomas Bryant, Alex Len, Garrison Matthews - 1

Chicago Bulls:

Zach LaVine - 44

Nikola Vucevic - 10

Coby White - 7

Lauri Markkanen - 5

Thaddeus Young - 3

Patrick Williams - 2

Otto Porter Jr. - 1

Cleveland Cavaliers:

Colin Sexton - 45

Andre Drummond - 8

Darius Garland - 7

Isaac Okoro - 3

Jarrett Allen, Kevin Love - 2

Javale McGee, Dean Wade, Larry Nance Jr., Cedi Osman, Taurean Prince - 1

Detroit Pistons:

Jerami Grant - 35

Josh Jackson - 11

Wayne Ellington, Saddiq Bey - 5

Frank Jackson, Hamidou Diallo - 3

Saben Lee, Delon Wright, Isaiah Stewart - 2

Derrick Rose, Blake Griffin, Cory Joseph, Killian Hayes - 1

Indiana Pacers:

Malcolm Brogdon - 22

Domantas Sabonis - 18

Caris LeVert - 13

Doug McDermott - 5

Myles Turner - 4

Justin Holiday, Victor Oladipo, Aaron Holiday, Oshae Brissett - 2

T.J. Warren, Kelan Martin - 1

Milwaukee Bucks:

Giannis Antetokounmpo - 50

Khris Middleton - 8

Jrue Holiday - 7

Jordan Nwora, Brook Lopez - 2

Donte DiVincenzo, Thanasis Antetokounmpo, Bryn Forbes - 1

Boston Celtics:

Jayson Tatum - 36

Jaylen Brown - 24

Kemba Walker - 9

Evan Fournier, Semi Ojeleye, Jabari Parker - 1

Brooklyn Nets:

Kyrie Irving - 27

Kevin Durant - 18

James Harden - 16

Joe Harris - 4

Caris LeVert, Jeff Green, Landry Shamet - 2

Alize Johnson - 1

New York Knicks:

Julius Randle - 45

R.J. Barrett - 11

Immanuel Quickley - 6

Alec Burks - 5

Derrick Rose - 2

Kevin Knox, Austin Rivers, Elfrid Payton - 1

Philadelphia 76ers:

Joel Embiid - 37

Tobias Harris - 19

Shake Milton - 6

Ty

Today is one day rest from the NBA so I thought someone would find interesting to see some highlights of their favourite players.

I chose minimum of 30 games played (over whole season, not only for team player currently plays for). I probably made some errors in lineups for few teams, or missed some game that was better than one I listed, but here are the stats :

Atlanta Hawks:

PG Trae Young: vs Nuggets - 35 pts, 6 reb, 15 ast, 10/19 fg, 4/7 3pt, 11/13 ft in 36 minutes. Highlights

SG Kevin Huerter: vs Pacers - 23 pts, 9 reb, 3 ast, 2 stl, 8/12 fg, 5/7 3pt in 40 minutes. Highlights

SF Bogdan Bogdanovic: vs Spurs - 28 pts, 5 reb, 5 ast, 2 blk, 12/17 fg, 4/5 3pt in 45 minutes. Highlights

PF John Collins: vs Warriors - 38 pts, 12 reb, 2 ast, 14/19 fg, 4/5 3pt, 6/7 ft in 34 minutes. Highlights

C Clint Capela: vs Pistons - 27 pts, 26 reb, 2 ast, 5 blk, 10/18 fg, 7/12 ft in 39 minutes. Highlights

6M Danilo Gallinari: vs Celtics - 38 pts, 6 reb, 2 ast, 2 stl, 13/16 fg, 10/12 3pt in 33 minutes. Highlights

7M Lou Williams: vs Cavaliers - 30 pts, 2 reb, 10 ast, 10/22 fg, 2/5 3p, 8/8 ft in 32 minutes. Highlights

Boston Celtics:

PG Kemba Walker: vs Pacers - 32 pts, 3 reb, 6 ast, 10/19 fg, 4/10 3pt, 8/8 ft in 33 minutes. Highlights

SG Marcus Smart: vs Timberwolves - 24 pts, 6 reb, 8 ast, 2 stl, 7/12 fg, 4/8 3pt, 6/7 ft in 41 minutes. Highlights

SF Jaylen Brown: vs Grizzlies - 42 pts, 5 reb, 4 ast, 15/21 fg, 7/10 3pt, 5/6 ft in 29 minutes. Highlights

PF Jayson Tatum: vs Spurs - 60 pts, 8 reb, 5 ast, 20/37 fg, 5/7 3pt, 15/17 ft in 45 minutes. Highlights

C Tristan Thompson: vs Kings - 17 pts, 10 reb, 7/9 fg, 3/4 ft in 22 minutes. Highlights

6M Evan Fournier: vs Heat- 30 pts, 3 reb, 8 ast, 11/16 fg, 7/11 3pt in 35 minutes. Highlights

7M Payton Pritchard: vs Thunder - 28 pts, 3 reb, 4 ast, 9/16 fg , 4/10 3pt, 6/7 ft in 33 minutes. [Highligh

##General Information TIME |MEDIA |LOCATION | BROADCAST| :------------|:------------------------------------|:-------------------|:-------------| 9:59 PM Eastern |Game Preview: NBA.com | Chase Center | US: | 8:59 PM Central |Game Matchup: NBA.com | Team Subreddits| Canadian: | 7:59 PM Mountain|Play By Play: NBA.com| /r/kings | | 6:59 PM Pacific |Box Score: NBA.com | /r/warriors | | Reddit Stream (You must click this link from the comment page.)

GAME TIME: 6:00 PM PST

##GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS vs. SACRAMENTO KINGS

TV: NBCSBA, ESPN

Radio: 95.7 The Game

#ROSTER

##Projected Starters:

WARRIORS

http://www.nba.com/warriors/roster

KINGS

http://www.nba.com/kings/roster

##Injuries/Roster Notes:

##Officials:

NOTES

• Warriors Official NBA Game Notes
• Kings Official NBA Game Notes

Live ESPN Box Score

http://www.espn.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=401265861

GO DUBS!

##General Information TIME |MEDIA |LOCATION | BROADCAST| :------------|:------------------------------------|:-------------------|:-------------| 9:59 PM Eastern |Game Preview: NBA.com | Golden 1 Center | US: TNT | 8:59 PM Central |Game Matchup: NBA.com | Team Subreddits| Canadian: TSN| 7:59 PM Mountain|Play By Play: NBA.com| /r/warriors | | 6:59 PM Pacific |Box Score: NBA.com | /r/kings | | Reddit Stream (You must click this link from the comment page.)