A list of puns related to "The Streets Of San Francisco"
Iβll admit it was good, better than most Iβve had in the Bay Area, but Iβm completely underwhelmed.
It was equal to say... a βmehβ Xbertos experience. No not cause of rice and beans βall filler no killer.β They leave rice out and had decent ratiosβit just wasnβt special. Oh and it was fucking $14 and about half the size of what you get in SD.
Every place a Bay native suggests is βthe bestβ.... βstraight fireβ... βdude you gotta try thisβ.... Maybe next time... the 5 year Bay Burrito journey continues...
JohnnyMopper is hanging out at a park. The vibe is electric. All these groovy young people are hanging out and thereβs people with acoustic guitars and bongos and JohnnyMopper thinks βIβm not in Grand Falls, anymore!β Someone is passing a joint around and the smell of the reefer is just about as exotic as the rest of this crazy summer day. JohnnyMopper is passed the joint. He inhales and his thoughts immediately mellow. His uncle wants him to work at his hardware store in Mission. Heβs not offering much money but itβs a shot at life in the city. The world feels like it belongs to JohnnyMopper. He can be whatever he wants and life feels like pure potential. This gorgeous woman approaches him. She is exotic. Dark skin. Lovely. Her tie-dyed dress looks handmade and she sizes up JohnnyMopper. βArenβt you a big, strong lad,β she says, and caresses his arm and JohnnyMopper smiles. βWhy donβt you come by my apartment and give me a hand with something.β She explains the door to her bedroom squeaks and sheβs hoping he can do something in the bedroom to get it lubed up. JohnnyMopper pipes up excited - βHey! Why donβt you come by Mopper Hardware tomorrow! Iβll set you up with some excellent door grease!β The hippy girl pouts and walks away shaking her head. βWhat a place!β JohnnyMopper thinks. βIβm going to have so many adventures here!β
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