A family is flying to Japan on vacation. The son ask "dad, are we there yet" the dad replies "not yet son"
A few hours later the plane lands in japan. The dad looks at his son and says "okinawa here"
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︎ Mar 23 2021
My friend bought a bunch of stumpy, fragrant mushrooms, claiming they were from Belgium. Are you kidding me? Theyβre clearly from Japan.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
The ship is from Japan
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What is something that Japan produces more than other countries?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What would you call an electric train in Japan?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I love japan
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︎ Oct 24 2020
For my next car, Iβm going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
The biggest gender reveal was in Japan...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I've got this friend in Japan. Her name's Kim.
So Kim runs an undergarment and such clothing store, and I recently ordered myself some pyjamas. I fortunately she got the orders mixed up and sent me some type of dressing gown instead. All I could say was Kim,oh-no!
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︎ Aug 31 2020
There is only one other pun better than this one....
A man's farts once began sounding like the word "honda."
US Doctors were no help for the man.
Finally a Japanese Doctor took his case & sent for the man to come to Japan.
The man flew to Japan and after a short examination the Doctor said to him, "you have abscess tooth."
"An abscess tooth?" the man asked.
"Yes," replied the doctor "abscess make the fart go Honda."
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︎ Mar 09 2021
How do you refer to cheese in Japan ?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Where do all the comedians in Japan live?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I brought back a handful of change from my trip to Japan...
I have a real Yen for it.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
There are no difference for sharks in Japan.
They are all the γγ
*γ=sa, γ=me, γγ = same =shark.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Just had double knee surgery in Japan
I guess you can call them Japa-knees
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What do they call cat treats in japan?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesnβt?
Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
You hear about Japan's new Hawaiian/Jamaican fusion food craze?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Oman! Youβre about to read some terrible stuff.
βI live in Spain without the βsββ.
This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.
Itβs about to Bahrain jokes without the βBahβ.
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I have a double China without the βaβ.
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Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the βanβ.
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Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.
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You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the βJβ.
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You probably canβt Kuwait to stop reading these without the βKuβ.
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Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.
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As youβve probably guessed, I donβt even have one Nepal without the βNeβ.
All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food.
Why am I always India-r need of food?
I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the βDenβ, of course.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I was on a family vacation in Japan when I slept in one day. My dad flung open my door and told me to wake up. I said, βDad, what do you think this is?...
...the Land of the Rising Son?β
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
What is the egg capital of Japan?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
How long does it take to chop down a tree in Japan?
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Have you heard what Japan have instead of alphabet soup?
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︎ Dec 31 2019
What does Batman eat in Japan?
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︎ Jul 03 2019
A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. βWhat is the capital of Ohio?β, the teacher asks.
The native student answers βClevelandβ, much to the teacherβs chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers βItβs a bit late, but Gozaimasu!β
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Did you know the flag of Japan is actually a pie chart?
Of how much of Japan is Japan.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Why the heck do cockroaches in India and Japan fly?
Because they are insects, it's a feature...not a bug.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
Did you know Japan has their own line of Eggnog?
They export it from Nog-asaki
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︎ Dec 22 2019
I just got back from Japan and my son asked if I saw any koi fish.
I said no, the fish there were actually pretty sociable.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
Sumo wrestlers are big in Japan
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Why did the US nuke Japan?
They thought it was gonna be a blast
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︎ Sep 06 2019
My friend just arrived back late from Japan
I told him, "You Tokyo time"
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︎ Oct 25 2019
Why has Japan had so many conflicts and wars?
Because they have lots of animes.
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︎ Oct 07 2018
A criminal in Tokyo, Japan lost the police by escaping to the nearest mountain.
He is now a wanted Fujitive
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︎ Nov 13 2019
What do you call a Japanese swordfish?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
A rock star's Journey
A number of years ago I was in a rock band. We were hugely successful, playing some of the biggest venues and entertaining swarms of fans.
The last shoes we ever played were on our world tour. We played the Americas and then flew over to Europe. We played our way through Russia and even a couple of gigs in China, before selling out our final show in Japan.
It was a hell of a Journey, but it was time for me to hang up my guitar. I retired from the rock star life and got an office job in Tokyo.
I made a few friends at work, and grew close with one in particular, Narada-san.
One day Narada had the day off for a funeral, but that wasn't enough; he needed more time. He was torn between his obligation to return to work and his desire to have more time at home. He asked me what he should do.
The answer was simple. I picked up my guitar and played a Japanese version of our biggest hit from 1981:
Don't Stop Bereaving
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I have decided to buy a new Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
For my next car, Iβm thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
Itβll be my Civic duty.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
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