I heard that the jalapeño finally finished school.
He is now known as Dr. Pepper
They say jalapeños are hot
But I find them to be a chili pepper
What do you call a nosy jalapeño
If you attack someone with a jalapeño... is it assault
What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.
Why did the jalapeño ask for the window to be closed?
Why did the jalapeño buy a coat?
Because he was a little "chili".
Every time I leave my house in the winter it reminds me of a jalapeño.
Because its a little chili.
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
because It didn't habenero . .
What does a nosy pepper do?
My wife....
Wife: "I wish we had more spice in our lives."
Me: "I live pretty spicy."
Wife: confused face
Me: "I'm always jalapeño way."
What do peppers do when they’re angry
Why are nosy peppers bad?
Because they’re always jalapeño business.
Stay away from the aggressive pepper salesman...
Eating at a mexican restaurant a man asked, “What are you eating?”
I told him it’s “nacho business”
Subway is at it again with the puns
Why does the spicy pepper ask so many questions?
What do you call a waving pepper?
Why was the chili pepper disliked by all the other vegetables?
Because he was always jalapeño grill.
Credit to r/Small1324 for the joke!
Why was the chili considered nosy?
He was jalapeño business!
Why are chilli peppers so irritating?
Because they're jalapeño face!
First Dad joke in 23 years tonight....
My nephew was playing with A Mr. Potato Head and my dad took it from him, put it on the couch with him and says "Now hes a couch potato bwahaha"
How to tell when someone is nacho friend
If someone from Holland and the Philippines had a child...
Would their child be a Jalapeño?
What does a nosy pepper do?
Get jalapeño your business.
What does a nosy pepper do?
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business
What does a nosy pepper do?
it gets jalapeño business
What does an angry pepper do?
What does a nosy pepper do?
What does a nosy pepper do?
What did the nosey hot pepper do?
He got jalapeño business!!!!
What does an angry pepper do?
What does a nosy pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What does an angry pepper do?
What does an angry pepper do?
What does a pepper do when it gets angry.
It gets jalapeño your face.
What does a nosey pepper do?
What does an annoying pepper do?
What does the annoying pepper do
What Does a Nosey Pepper Do?
He gets jalapeño business.
What the worst thing about a nosy pepper?
It likes to get jalapeño business.
What does a nosy pepper do?
What does a nosy pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business
What do you call a nosey pepper?
What does a nosey pepper do?
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