How does Chipotle' inform their customers that their order is ready?

...by tex-mexage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmatlack1023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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The girl at chipotle asked if I like white or brown rice

I told her that she’s rice-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoeJascoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My daughter and I just wrote a dad joke: Do you know how many pounds of guacamole Chipotle uses every day?

6.023 x 10^23

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πŸ‘€︎ u/publichealthrn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What does the demigorgon order at chipotle?

Barb-acoa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Largedump
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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A delivery man arrives at Chipotle

Delivery Man: Here's your queso guacamole

Manager: Is that a new flavor of guacamole?

Delivery Man: Nope it's just a case of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoopsToops
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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I've been named the patron saint of Chipotle...

Call me Guaca-holy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCopperDimes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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Got dad joked at Chipotle

Me: Steak burrito please.. Chipotle guy: White or brown rice sir? Me: Extra white rice please Chipotle guy: Sir, we only have the one shade of white rice

Took me a while to get it, but when I did, uugghhh. Much respect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macdaddydollaz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2014
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While in line at Chipotle...

My son and I are waiting in line at Chipotle. This guy next to me starts to order. Guy behind the counter asks him what kind of rice he would like. Guy next to me looks at both, considering brown or white. "White rice" he says. I look him directly in the eyes, pause a moment, and state, loud enough for the line and the employees to hear, "That's rice-ist".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordpent
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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In line at Chipotle and my dad asks me, "What country produces the most avocados?"

Guacamala

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jskoker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2016
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Geography dad joke overheard at chipotle.

What state is high in the middle and round at the ends?

Ohio.

His chuckle was so pleased.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x0darap
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2015
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"Chipotle is going to stop serving some of its pork because of the bad treatment of pigs? Doesn't matter. Those pigs are bread to die"

Those pigs aren't bread, they're pork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeismicAltop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2015
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Only the cheesiest of dad jokes I dropped at Chipotle

One of the managers is Jose and I asked him, "Did you know there is a whole city in California where no one is named Jose?" "Really, where?" "San Jose! Huehuehue"

Groans all around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluedeadbear
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2014
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Driving past a Chipotle in SoCal that had half its sign burnt out...

Looks like they ran out of chips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wauzy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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Not a dad, but got a girl with one at work.

I work at Chipotle, and I spend the mornings bagging chips and putting them up on display. After we opened the cashier said, "those chips are too close together. I almost knocked over some trying to one down."

Without even thinking I said, "yeah, sorry...I run a pretty tight chip."

She didn't laugh. :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Planet_27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2017
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We were discussing where to eat and I said...

"Chipotle doesn't have ground beef."

Cousin: "Does that mean they have air beef?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karzi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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My co-worker is going to be a good dad

We are both males, and we were at the register at Chipotle...

Chipotle Girl: Are you two together or separate? (referring to the food)

Co-worker: Oh no, we're just friends.

Three other people in line groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slacker_offer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2014
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