Jack Daniels
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firespark7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I was going to drink an entire bottle of Jack Daniels

But it was too whiskey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Christmas warning

A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people. Tonight, I was at a friend's house for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many Jack Daniels and then went onto the Bailey's. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at my friend's house, and took the bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint at the top of the road where they were pulling over cars and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was on the bus, they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before and I’m not even sure where I got it from...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanilakodey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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"Where's my John Daniels?"

"John Daniels?"

"Yeah, where is it?

"John?"

"Yeah"

"Don't you mean Jack?"

"...when you've known him as long as I have son, you can call him John."

Bless Al Pacino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RottenMind62
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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A man walked into my liquor store. He examined the spirits behind me.

He said, "Have you got Jack Daniels Honey?"

I said, "We do, but don't call me that."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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I got hit with this last night: "Where's my John Daniels?"

"John Daniels?"

"Yeah, where is it?

"John?"

"Yeah"

"Don't you mean Jack?"

"...when you've known him as long as I have son, you can call him John."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weavin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2013
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