Did you know Sully js gay? Well, he came out of the closet.
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This js getting out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaRealEnderguy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Help me out: need some rockstar/music themed food puns for my 3 year old’s birthday party!

Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:

Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice

I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know πŸ˜‚ Help me out if you can think of any more!

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What does Craig David announce when he does a pyjama wash?

"This one goes out to all the P-P-Js"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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What do you call Al Gore dancing?

An Al-Gore-Rythem

I actually thought of this in the shower and wondered if I should post it to /r/showerthoughts.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2017
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A whole new meaning to health nut.

http://dailydigest.com/news/doctors-say-b-js-are-good-for-womens-health/2390

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2015
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Dad wins lottery, hilariously prolongs telling his kids. (video)

Edited so you don't have to wait as long as these poor guys did.

You'll probably want to turn on the subtitles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHKGlQ0AyJs

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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Dad bought houseplants

Me: Hey Dad, are those real?

Dad: Yeah, they're real.

Me: (Feeling the plants) That's strange. They don't feel..

Dad: Oh, they're real. Real fakes.

http://i.imgur.com/JsWkixu.jpg

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