What does Craig David announce when he does a pyjama wash?
"This one goes out to all the P-P-Js"
What do you call Al Gore dancing?
I actually thought of this in the shower and wondered if I should post it to /r/showerthoughts.
A whole new meaning to health nut.
http://dailydigest.com/news/doctors-say-b-js-are-good-for-womens-health/2390
Dad wins lottery, hilariously prolongs telling his kids. (video)
Edited so you don't have to wait as long as these poor guys did.
You'll probably want to turn on the subtitles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHKGlQ0AyJs
Dad bought houseplants
Me: Hey Dad, are those real?
Dad: Yeah, they're real.
Me: (Feeling the plants) That's strange. They don't feel..
Dad: Oh, they're real. Real fakes.
http://i.imgur.com/JsWkixu.jpg
