25 Hilarious Indiana Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do they call cops in Indiana ?

Indianapolis.

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👤︎ u/iLaur1337

📅︎ Jan 15 2021

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It was really cold in Northern Indiana today so I spent my day huddled in the corner...

It was 90 degrees in there

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👤︎ u/lordofthstrings

📅︎ Jan 24 2021

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When my kid graduates high school I want him to go to Indiana for college.

Then I can have a “Hoosier Daddy” bumper sticker.

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👤︎ u/damscomp

📅︎ Oct 07 2020

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My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.

I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628

📅︎ Jun 16 2020

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Why were Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake depressed?

Their careers were in ruins.

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👤︎ u/UniversalHeatDeath

📅︎ Oct 16 2018

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What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?

Harrison Fjord

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👤︎ u/bocabeks

📅︎ Nov 21 2019

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What do they call the law enforcement in Indiana?

Indianapolice

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👤︎ u/operationmason

📅︎ Nov 01 2019

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Indiana Jones and the Shirley Temple of Doom [OC]

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👤︎ u/ADAlverde

📅︎ Sep 05 2019

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I finally found it! Where Monty Python and Indiana Jones have failed, I’ve brought back the Holy Gray L.

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👤︎ u/BandeloreJake

📅︎ Jul 23 2018

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Indiana Jones' real first name is Jones

He just misunderstood what they meant when they said, "State, your name"

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👤︎ u/ChargedMedal

📅︎ Apr 01 2019

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What do you call Indiana Jones in an alternate universe where he can’t die?

Indie-structible

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👤︎ u/iNinjaShadows

📅︎ May 31 2019

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What's Indiana Jones norwegian cousin called ?

Harrison Fjord

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👤︎ u/DeviaI

📅︎ Jun 14 2018

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Im a father of 4 from Indiana.

Hoosier daddy

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👤︎ u/finch383

📅︎ Mar 25 2019

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What do you call it when Indiana Jones chases you around town in a Mustang and continually honks at you?

Harassin’ Ford.

....please don’t hurt me for this one

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👤︎ u/CloudedCrow

📅︎ Mar 28 2018

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What's Indiana Jones's least favorite band?

The Rolling Stones

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👤︎ u/EthanBrant

📅︎ Oct 31 2015

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What is it called when you discuss the differences between Han Solo and Indiana Jones......?

.....Comparison Ford.

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👤︎ u/ultra-saurus

📅︎ Dec 16 2014

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What kind of necklace does Indiana Jones wear?

An indi-pendant

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👤︎ u/fat-bandit

📅︎ Nov 03 2018

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Did you hear about the place in Indiana that does paternity testing?

It's called "Hoosier Daddy"

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👤︎ u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole

📅︎ Sep 01 2018

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Why did Indiana Jones go back to school?

He didn't quite learn the ropes yet

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👤︎ u/TheBigPolg

📅︎ Nov 28 2017

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Bicentennial year at the Indiana State Fair

Went to the state fair with the family the other day where they're celebrating 200 years! Came across a bison exhibit and I told the family, "look everyone, it's Tennial!" After about 8 seconds of silence....groans all around.

Even the baby started crying

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👤︎ u/Flattishsassy

📅︎ Aug 17 2016

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What do you get when you cross Indiana Jones with a Venn Diagram?

Comparison Ford.

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👤︎ u/LouisTM

📅︎ Oct 23 2015

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The Indiana Jones theme song is indy music.

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👤︎ u/likenessaltered

📅︎ Jan 16 2015

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We were watching Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.

My boyfriend: "I mean, Marion got captured because she did NAZI them coming. You get it? She did NAZI them coming. HA. Anne Frankly, I didn't see how you didn't get it. If I keep going this is gonna be holocaustly."

We don't even have kids yet.

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👤︎ u/souwant2bcliche

📅︎ Apr 03 2015

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Indiana Jones Dad Joke

I know its not intentional, but Henry Jones (Indiana's dad) makes a great dad joke. Here's the video: http://youtu.be/rUHZZwuybiY?t=23s

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👤︎ u/comediekid

📅︎ Aug 20 2014

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What do they call a father in Indiana?

Hoosier daddy.

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👤︎ u/YoureInGoodHands

📅︎ Apr 25 2018

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