Why were Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake depressed?

Their careers were in ruins.

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What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?

Harrison Fjord

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Indiana Jones and the Shirley Temple of Doom [OC]
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I finally found it! Where Monty Python and Indiana Jones have failed, I’ve brought back the Holy Gray L.
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Indiana Jones' real first name is Jones

He just misunderstood what they meant when they said, "State, your name"

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What do you call Indiana Jones in an alternate universe where he can’t die?

Indie-structible

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What's Indiana Jones norwegian cousin called ?

Harrison Fjord

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What do you call it when Indiana Jones chases you around town in a Mustang and continually honks at you?

Harassin’ Ford.

....please don’t hurt me for this one

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What's Indiana Jones's least favorite band?

The Rolling Stones

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What is it called when you discuss the differences between Han Solo and Indiana Jones......?

.....Comparison Ford.

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What kind of necklace does Indiana Jones wear?

An indi-pendant

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Why did Indiana Jones go back to school?

He didn't quite learn the ropes yet

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What do you get when you cross Indiana Jones with a Venn Diagram?

Comparison Ford.

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The Indiana Jones theme song is indy music.
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We were watching Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.

My boyfriend: "I mean, Marion got captured because she did NAZI them coming. You get it? She did NAZI them coming. HA. Anne Frankly, I didn't see how you didn't get it. If I keep going this is gonna be holocaustly."

We don't even have kids yet.

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Indiana Jones Dad Joke

I know its not intentional, but Henry Jones (Indiana's dad) makes a great dad joke. Here's the video: http://youtu.be/rUHZZwuybiY?t=23s

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My family didn't have the appetite for my dessert puns. Please to enjoy!

Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?

Gingersnap


Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?

Snickerdoodle


Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?

Shortbread


Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?

Angel food


Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?

Peach cobbler


Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?

Baked Alaska


Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?

German chocolate


Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?

Lemon bars


Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?

Fondant


Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?

Sherbet

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It's the pilot's fault.

See a story about a pilot didn't remember his correct destination. Look at my 19 year old son and say "He just plane forgot!"
His eyes rolled like that boulder in Indiana Jones

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need puns for gnctr team name

hey guys my team is deciding on a team name on Thursday and I thought I could consult the pun masters of reddit to get the ball rolling. The name usually dictates the theme our team has for the competition and the name is usually a pun of toboggan or sled, previous examples jursled park, this one time at bogg camp, Indiana jones and the raiders of the lost sled. obviously these aren't the best puns so I feel like getting a good one would really sell it this year. thanks!

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My proudest dad joke yet

We were talking about how Tom Selleck was originally offerered to play Indiana Jones.

Friend: He turned down the role because he was working on Magnum PI

Me: He also turned down the 'roll' because he didn't want to get too full before dinner.

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