Imaginary friend Puns

A list of puns related to "Imaginary friend"

My friend keeps making up imaginary Middle Eastern countries..

I have to remind him what Israel.

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👤︎ u/Velociripper
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist. "What can I do for you?" he asked. "Our son has got an imaginary friend." said my wife.

"There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop and this is very common and nothing to worry about at all." said the psychiatrist.

I grimaced, "We haven't got a son."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 17 2020
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My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary.

Well the jokes on them – they’re imaginary too.

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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My friend thought that Jerusalem was imaginary.

I had to tell him that Israel.

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👤︎ u/AniVee13
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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How awesome are imaginary friends?

They're out of sight

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👤︎ u/tacosarefriends
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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My imaginary Japanese friend

He came from my imaginasian

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👤︎ u/Sharky1024
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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I should make a comic strip about a child with a crippled imaginary friend

I would call it Calvin and Hobbles

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👤︎ u/SenorSaltino
📅︎ Sep 20 2015
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Dadjoking at the job

My co-worker Jose is Guatemalan. We usually joke on each other about our respective races but I refer to him as everything but Guatemalan. Mexican, Puerto Rican, Ecuadorian etc.

Today he pulled a stupid move at the end of the day. "Jose! Ya stupid Bolivian" "I'm not from Bolivia!" "Really Jose? Because I don't Boleev-ya"

Annoyed anger and squinted eyes were his only response.

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👤︎ u/elcielo17
📅︎ Mar 13 2015
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