ISPS Puns

A list of puns related to "ISPS"

Got a new ISP, so decided to have some fun when people ask 'what's the wifi password?'

'Its for security'

'haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.

'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.

I've had six or seven victims so far, and it's still just as funny as the first time. The only blip was when the wife didn't even blink, and just entered it first time. She knows me too well.

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👤︎ u/8979323
📅︎ Nov 16 2016
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What do talks, lectures and jokes on Reddit all have in common?

They are all free speech!

https://www.battleforthenet.com/

Stop the FCC from removing net neutrality!

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👤︎ u/caleb7m
📅︎ Nov 22 2017
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Hey,you know what's a funny joke?

Paying ISPs $10 to access r/dadjokes.

https://battleforthenet.com

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👤︎ u/XtremeGaming7000
📅︎ Nov 22 2017
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Dadjoked my sister

She: "Gosh,s3rh0, my internet connection gets cut the whole time!"

Me: "I guess our ISP took a vacation in Connecticut"

Cue groans.

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👤︎ u/S3RH055
📅︎ Apr 15 2014
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