I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.

You could say my creation is a little device-seive.

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📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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I got an eight on my test.

I asked the teacher about my grades, and he said I’m an eight-iot.

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👤︎ u/ColaNaught
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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Someone stole my IDs.

That iot!

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Jul 09 2018
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Some dude stole my IDs.

I hope they catch the iot.

If I ever see him again, he’d better have a first a kit nearby for himself. Well, I’m lucky the bastard didn’t get my k.

(OK, I’ll see myself out.)

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