If Abraham Lincoln had gone on a hunger strike there would have been an Emaciation Proclamation.

Emaciation/Emancipation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
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Why did the Italian stuck in snow die of hunger?

Cos he couldn't hava-lanche

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Bill Hungers
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What's the word for a little hunger?

A Petite

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I have hunger!
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Neighbor died from hunger

He fast away.

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It's about countries and hunger

I am Hungary for some Turkey

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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β€œDad, did you know that one out of four kids in the world still faces hunger?”

Dad: Someone should immediately turn that kid around.

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Philosophical Hunger

Yesterday, I purchased 2 sandwiches because I was very hungry - a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich. My dilemma was I had no idea which one I should eat first.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Son: Dad, did you know that 1 out of 5 children in the world still face hunger?

Dad: Why isn’t anybody turning the 5th kid around?

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What do you call the Goddess of Hunger?

Appetite-y.

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When Gandhi was on his first hunger strike

People would routinely bring him bread in an attempt to get him to eat. What people don't understand though is that Gandhi was actually a very temperamental man, and prone to anger. So even when his friends and family were the ones bringing him bread, he would take it and hurl it at them, sometimes leaving bruises and welts. He justified it by saying it was all a part of his philosophy of naan-violence.

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I told my wife that I was going on a hunger strike.

I am going to make sure there is always food available.

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Light Hunger
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Hunger Games Catching Fire
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Hunger just makes my dad funnier

Me: I'm hungry. When's the pizza going to get here? Dad: Probably when the pizza guy does.

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What do they call the hunger games in Europe

Battle Royale with cheese

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PSA: Dad jokes can be as deadly than hunger

Last night, my family came to pick me up from work after the kids' swim lessons. They were tired, hungry, grumpy, hungry, and hungry on the drive home.

My 6 year old: "Ugh... I'm going to die..."

Me: "You're right; we're all going to die. What are you going to die of?"

6yo: "Hunger and your jokes."

Me: "Well, I hope my jokes get you first. That sounds like a better way to go."

You heard it here first, folks. Dad jokes can potentially kill faster than starvation. Wield them carefully.

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My wife and I told my dad we watched the most recent Hunger Games

"Did Jay get mad?"

"What dad?"

"Most people don't like being mocked so I wonder if Jay got mad."

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My dad after I came home from seeing The Hunger Games

Dad: How hot is Katniss? Me: Yeah she's beautiful. Dad: I hear she's...catching fire.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2013
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I told my dad, β€œDid you know that 1 out of 5 kids today faces hunger?”

Dad: Someone should turn that 5th kid around.

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β€œDad, did you know that 1 out of every 5 kids today still face hunger?”

Dad: Why isn’t somebody turning that kid around?

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