Humus Puns

A list of puns related to "Humus"

Detritus: become humus.

Ecologists will get it.

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👤︎ u/LR-II
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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Getting Some Humus

Shopping with my dad and stepmom

Stepmom: "We need humus for the carrots"

Dad: "We have to feed the carrots?!"

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👤︎ u/cosbyduck
📅︎ May 21 2014
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What do you call chick peas in a cavern?

Humus Sapiens

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👤︎ u/Psswords
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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Why was the Shawarma on workers compensation?

It falafel ladder.

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👤︎ u/Tmacker14
📅︎ Aug 10 2016
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