A list of puns related to "Hominidae"
Welcome to this S.H.I.T.-post! When GME squeezes we'll need to be prepared to see huge numbers, so seeing your net worth in the millions (or billions) wont overload your primal (main) brain functions and make you pass out, land on the wrong button and get rid of your shares too fast.
This is not financial advice and only what I'm personally aiming for. After yesterday our floor has been raised once again, so I took a random number somewhere around it: $15.314.738 (because nice and even numbers are too clean and unrealistic).
Get a load of this u/Toobigforyourboots77! To see your net value after taxes I've also added the after 20% and 40% tax results.
Number of shares | Total amount in account | Profit with an average of $500 | After 20% tax | After 40% tax |
---|---|---|---|---|
0.5 ππ | $7.657.369 | $7.657.119 | $6.125.695 | $4.594.271 |
1 ππ | $15.314.738 | $15.314.238 | $12.251.390 | $9.188.542 |
2 ππ | $30.629.476 | $30.628.476 | $24.502.780 | $18.377.085 |
3 ππ | $45.944.214 | $45.942.714 | $36.754.171 | $27.565.628 |
4 ππ | $61.258.952 | $61.256.952 | $49.005.561 | $36.754.171 |
5 ππ | $76.573.690 | $76.571.190 | $61.256.952 | $45.942.714 |
7 ππ | $107.203.166 | $107.199.666 | $85.759.732 | $64.319.799 |
10 ππ | $153.147.380 | $153.142.380 | $122.513.904 | $91.885.428 |
15 ππ | $229.721.070, | $229.713.570 | $183.770.856 | $137.828.142 |
20 ππ | $306.294.760 | $306.284.760 | $245.027.808 | $183.770.856 |
25 ππ | $382.868.450 | $382.855.950 | $306.284.760 | $229.713.570 |
30 ππ | $459.442.140 | $459.427.140 | $367.541.712 | $275.656.284 |
40 ππ | $612.589.520 | $612.569.520 | $490.055.616 | $367.541.712 |
42.0 ππ | $643.218.996 | $643.197.996 | $514.558.396 | $385.918.797 |
50 ππ | $765.736.900 | $765.711.900 | $612.569.520 | $459.427.140 |
60 ππ | $918.884.280 | $918.854.280 | $735.083.424 | $551.312.568 |
69 ππ | $1.056.716.922 | $1.056.682.422 | $845.345.937 | $634.009.453 |
75 ππ | $1.148.605.350 | $1.148.567.850 | $918.854.280 | $689.140.710 |
90 ππ | $1.378.326.420 | $1.378.281.420 | $1.102.625.136 | $826.968.852 |
100 ππ | $1.531.473.800 | $1.531.423.800 | $1.225.139.040 | $918.854.280 |
125 ππ | $1.914.342.250 | $1.914.279.750 | $1.531.423.800 | $1.148.567.850 |
150 ππ | $2.297.210.700 | $2.297.135.700 | $1.837.708.560 | $1.378.281.420 |
169 ππ | $2.588.190.722 | $2.588.106.222 | $2.070.484.977 | $1.552.863.733 |
175 ππ | $2.680.079.150 | $2.679.991.650 | $2.143.993.320 | $1.607.994.990 |
200 ππ | $3.062.947.600 | $3.062.847.600 | $2.450.278.080 | $1.837.708.560 |
250 ππ | $3.828.684.500 | $3.828.559.500 | $3.062.847.600 | $2.297.135.700 |
269 ππ | $4.119.664.522 | $4.119.530.022 | $3.295.624.017 | $2.471.718. |
Team: Facts Gorilla (Gigachad) Gentle Giant The strongest of all hominidae Capable of tearing down a banana tree Harmless (unless you piss it off) Farts for a long ass time Has a lot of hoes Chimpanzee (Moe Lester Rae Piste jr) Testosterone fueled rapist 1.3 times stronger than a human Closest relative of humans Cant fucking swim Orangutan ( Hairy Sachz) Old man of the family 2x stronger than human Can fucking row canoe Likes trees Human ( Major Wood) Two legged hairless guy The brains of the family Can run for a long ass time Best thrower out of all his cousins Trained, giving him 80% of control over his muscles, making him stronger than his enraged rapist cousin and almost on par with the orangutan To make it fair for the team, they will be bloodlusted and cooperative with each other.
Enemy Elephant (Fatty Mcfattus) Strongest animal alive. Has swords on his face Has a dick in his face to grab pussies and throw them.
Match is in A place similar to Africa and Indonesia.
Dont let this die in new. Anyway bring on the outcomes.
Are DNA mutations usually influenced by a change in species environment?
Do DNA mutations occur because a spontaneous mutation became advantageous for that species and was passed down?
What would of mutated the Great Apes DNA to create our pre-historic ancestors?
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At the moment I'm controlling a female adult hominidae but she already has 2 children, how can I control another hominidae so I can get the 6 reinforcement points before I jump a generation? And if we can't change Hominidae how can I make 2 Hominidae mate that aren't being controlled by myself? Thanks in advance :)
Researching about some species of eagle I found about the Haast's eagle (Harpagornis moorei) and the argument that its massive size could be explained evolutionary as a response to the size, massive as well, of its prey, the moa. Now, my question, as seen in the title, isn't about this piece of information, which added with a photo of a model of an Haast's eagle attacking a moa, summing up, the interrelation of prey and predator, lead me to the following thought. During the early stages of human evolution there would be competition of other animals in its habitat, but is there any sort of evidence that, then, could have existed another specie to compete on a similar aspect of evolutionary characteristics to that of the hominidae that directly preceded the genus Homo, saying, species taxonomically distant from the great apes. A second question that emerges for me is, even if during the earliest development in the Afro-Eurasian habitat they hadn't encountered such competitor, what about the American continent, settled after millions of years from the initial phases of human evolutionary progression, has any kind of Australopithecus/Homo-like development been seen or even theorized about. Being not a native speaker I'd be glad to reform my question for better comprehension. I also welcome books that you could indicate on the subject.
Excatcly as it says in the title. We talked about this in my philosophy course in school and I just was curious to hear your opinions on this matter. Mine is that, while they definitly deserve more rights, I don't think that the human rights we have as of now are apropriate for them. We should try to work out a new set of rights that are more fitting for great apes.
Also here are two Wikipedia links for further reading:
Link 1 about hominidae,
Hi everyone. This is my first time using Reddit. I'm a budding fiction writer and love the stories that are put up on HFY, so I thought I'd give it a go as well. I plan on putting up a serialised novel. One chapter every week, solely on this subreddit.
The story concerns a criminal family made (mostly) of humans that operates throughout the galaxy. Think Star Wars meets The Godfather meets Game of Thrones.
I thought that I could also share a small self-made (read: amateur) promo image with you all. You can access it here: http://i.imgur.com/MEoj31C.jpg
Thank you all for taking the time to have a look. I look forward to meeting a lot more of you throughout the coming weeks.
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