Looking for a pun I can make with someone’s name to ask them to homecoming

Their name is Lya (Lee-uh)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zegoobers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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A teenage boy is ready to take a girl to homecoming...

He goes to get her a drink, but comes back empty-handed.

"Wow, that's the punch line?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headintheskye
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Ideas on how to ask a girl to Homecoming with a dad joke?

Everyone, I want to ask this girl to homecoming and I want to ask using a dad joke because she loves dad jokes. Please comment any ideas you have. Thx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eric_martin_lv
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I need help with coming up with a homecoming proposal.

The girl I want to ask to homecoming is in a dentistry program and I want to make a poster board with some cheesy puns on it to ask her, but I can't think of anything past "Brace yourself with homecoming."

Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PalatinusRex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2015
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Readers, give me all of your pirate puns.

I am asking my girlfriend to the Homecoming dance in about a month, and it's been a running joke to be as cheesy as possible in our relationship. For this year, I was brainstorming and I saw a pirate costume in my attic. So I am going to take her on a date to a nearby lake, and then my friends are going to row up in a canoe dressed as pirates. They are going to somehow give her a treasure chest for safekeeping (I haven't really thought all of this through yet), and inside will hopefully be one of your puns asking her. Please help arrrr/puns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmcclure108
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2012
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You're a Dog!

One night i was talking to my dad about a party that a bunch of single guys were going to instead of our homecoming dance. The leader of the group was called "the wolf". After mentioning "the wolf", my dad tell me "Don't worry about being a wolf, dmay58." "Ok. thanks dad." "you wanna know why." He asks as a grin starts to creep across his face. "Sure why." "Cause you get all the pussy." My mom threw a fit and my dad and I burst out laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmay58
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2014
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